Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Oct 27th 2004, 11:04 am
#8446
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Grayling
It stiffens up if I do that 
Good job you know what I'm on about
G
Good job you know what I'm on about
G
.........night G.
Oct 27th 2004, 11:10 am
#8447
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by DIMO8
Exactly. .........night G.
.........night G.Night D
Now go to bed!!!
G
Oct 27th 2004, 2:32 pm
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
are the aussies awake yet?
Oct 27th 2004, 3:01 pm
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by ksct97
are the aussies awake yet?
Oct 27th 2004, 3:06 pm
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
A guy is feeling really horny but doesn't have a lot of money. He walks in to a whorehouse and asks the lady what he could get for $10. The lady takes the money and tells him to go to room 542. When he gets there, he finds a really fat lady laying in the bed. He says, "What the hell, no one is looking." So he screws her and leaves.
The next day, the same man walks into the same whorehouse and asks the lady what he could get for $5. The lady tells him to go to room 247. When he opens the door, there is a really old lady laying in the bed. He says, "What the hell, no one is looking." So he screws the lady and leaves.
The next day, the same man asks what he could get for 50 cents. The woman tells him to go to room 3. When he opens the door, he sees a chicken just standing in the middle of the room. The man says, "Oh, what the hell, nobody is looking." So, he screws the chicken and leaves.
The following day, the man goes to the whorehouse and asks if he could get anything for free. The lady points down the hall. When he arrives at the end of the hall, he finds a line of people waiting to look through some type of peep hole in the wall. When it is finally his turn to look through the peep hole, he finds two lesbians having wild sex.
The man says, "Wow! This is some pretty good entertainment for not having to pay for anything."
And the man behind him replies, "Yeah, but you should of been here yesterday. Some guy was *****ing a chicken."
The next day, the same man walks into the same whorehouse and asks the lady what he could get for $5. The lady tells him to go to room 247. When he opens the door, there is a really old lady laying in the bed. He says, "What the hell, no one is looking." So he screws the lady and leaves.
The next day, the same man asks what he could get for 50 cents. The woman tells him to go to room 3. When he opens the door, he sees a chicken just standing in the middle of the room. The man says, "Oh, what the hell, nobody is looking." So, he screws the chicken and leaves.
The following day, the man goes to the whorehouse and asks if he could get anything for free. The lady points down the hall. When he arrives at the end of the hall, he finds a line of people waiting to look through some type of peep hole in the wall. When it is finally his turn to look through the peep hole, he finds two lesbians having wild sex.
The man says, "Wow! This is some pretty good entertainment for not having to pay for anything."
And the man behind him replies, "Yeah, but you should of been here yesterday. Some guy was *****ing a chicken."
Oct 27th 2004, 3:18 pm
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by ksct97
are the aussies awake yet?
It's 11.15 am.
Btw, was 25 degrees when I drove to work (8.30!)
Oct 27th 2004, 3:29 pm
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Simone
oOOH YES!
It's 11.15 am.
Btw, was 25 degrees when I drove to work (8.30!)
It's 11.15 am.
Btw, was 25 degrees when I drove to work (8.30!)
how you doin' anyway simone?
Oct 27th 2004, 3:53 pm
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by ksct97
nice... it's barely reaching double figures here... hovering at the 11 - 12 degree mark, and that's on a good day!
how you doin' anyway simone?
how you doin' anyway simone?
Nothing interesting!
You, how everything? Getting organised?
Oct 27th 2004, 4:52 pm
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Simone
Fine thanks. Just plodding along, working etc.
Nothing interesting!
You, how everything? Getting organised?
Nothing interesting!
You, how everything? Getting organised?
have a nice day
Oct 27th 2004, 7:57 pm
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by bundy
Yep, I gotta spread too Bob. You're on the list though.
So, how is everyone?
I had a very eventful swim last night. Normally it's pretty quiet, just the same few people but odd things were happening last night. To start off with, they'd exchanged all the usual spotty youth lifeguards for older, beefier ones that looked like badly-disguised bodyguards. We had the usual person-that-thinks-they're-fast-enough-for-the-fast-lane-but-they're-not which is annoying, except this bloke refused point blank to shift lanes so we spent the whole time overtaking him. Then there was an Italian couple who were all but copulating.....in the fast lane (well, at the end of it)! That kind of behaviour belongs in the slow lane, surely, for safety's sake if nothing else
Then there was a pevert in the showers. As usual, I failed to notice anything odd for the first five minutes, but it was quite funny. They're communual showers, you know, on a wall of the changing room and there was this bloke just standing there staring at those of us showering.....the staff had to remove him, apparently he's banned, but he'd snuck back in. He never swims, just pervs at people in the shower.
God knows what will happen when I go tonight!
So, how is everyone?
I had a very eventful swim last night. Normally it's pretty quiet, just the same few people but odd things were happening last night. To start off with, they'd exchanged all the usual spotty youth lifeguards for older, beefier ones that looked like badly-disguised bodyguards. We had the usual person-that-thinks-they're-fast-enough-for-the-fast-lane-but-they're-not which is annoying, except this bloke refused point blank to shift lanes so we spent the whole time overtaking him. Then there was an Italian couple who were all but copulating.....in the fast lane (well, at the end of it)! That kind of behaviour belongs in the slow lane, surely, for safety's sake if nothing else
Then there was a pevert in the showers. As usual, I failed to notice anything odd for the first five minutes, but it was quite funny. They're communual showers, you know, on a wall of the changing room and there was this bloke just standing there staring at those of us showering.....the staff had to remove him, apparently he's banned, but he'd snuck back in. He never swims, just pervs at people in the shower.
God knows what will happen when I go tonight!
Bundy, your description sounds like the Abbey Pool in Cambridge - I used to go there. Eeeeewwwwww! There are pervs that drill holes in the changing room walls (so one daren't go there wearing one's 'Bridget Jones-style' Big Knickers - you know how fast goss gets round Cambridge). In the end they had to rebuild the whole changing room block with some new wall material developed by NASA - and the pervs STILL tried to drill thru it! Horrid place, tho there was one gorgeous, fit black lifeguard on duty sometimes, that made it all worthwhile!
Hope the car is OK & that the mechanics realised they were dealing with a force to be reckoned with!
Grayling - sorry to hear re the purple thigh (wasn't there a Jimi Hendrix song called that?). Hope it's responding to er, 'treatment'
Have been on brill extra strong painkillers for my recent dental agony - can recommend. Not been that high since the IOW festival in 1970! Far out, man......Simone - cool hair! Love it! Dyed mine jade green once, it was really fab. Now reduced to lurid lo-lights, but will have to stop soon, as am about to get boring responsible job in the CBD....
Guess that's me done on this thread now till 2017
Cheers all
Anya.
Oct 27th 2004, 8:14 pm
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Hey Anja, Welcome back!
Pff, I'm a receptionist, so have to be neat, so not to bright. Anyway, only some of the girls have noticed...
Jade green??!!!
Have a photo and a scanner????!!
Pff, I'm a receptionist, so have to be neat, so not to bright. Anyway, only some of the girls have noticed...
Jade green??!!!
Have a photo and a scanner????!!
Oct 27th 2004, 8:41 pm
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Simone
Hey Anja, Welcome back!
Pff, I'm a receptionist, so have to be neat, so not to bright. Anyway, only some of the girls have noticed...
Jade green??!!! Have a photo and a scanner????!!
Pff, I'm a receptionist, so have to be neat, so not to bright. Anyway, only some of the girls have noticed...
Jade green??!!!
Have a photo and a scanner????!! Anya.
Oct 28th 2004, 12:05 am
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Hi G,
I think your question was answered a while ago by Bob, our expert on all things porny and mulletty He even has the 70s wah-wah guitar soundtrack CD so I hear, "So That's What I Call A Money Shot".
Yup, Ron Jeremy is the man.
Nice av yerself
Matt
I think your question was answered a while ago by Bob, our expert on all things porny and mulletty
He even has the 70s wah-wah guitar soundtrack CD so I hear, "So That's What I Call A Money Shot".Yup, Ron Jeremy is the man.
Nice av yerself
Matt
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Oct 28th 2004, 12:06 am
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by anya4oz
Simone! In the days when I had green hair, scanners hadn't been invented. In fact, I'm not sure even cameras had been invented back then. We had to hand-fight the mammoths to get out of the cave & get to school each morning....
Anya.
Anya.
But never mind, no camera even! Now, it's very quiet on here! Where's Bundy, Grayling, Bob....????
Oct 28th 2004, 12:34 am
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Here I am, here I am.
Back at work
Had a nice morning pretending to work from home, but really lounging about with Mr B who just so happened to have the day off. Then went to pick up my car, found out that the mechanic working on it is one of Mr B's rugby buddies thereby eliminating the need for my ferocity and the whole thing only cost me £38. Success, I feel.
So, the car now has brakes. Always a nice feeling.
BTW Anya - it IS Abbey Pool that I go to! Lurverly, innit? Actually, I much prefer it to Parkside. Went to the latter last night, full of the usual speedo crowd, all show, no talent. The water was a bit on the cold side too, and when I got out the showers had run out of hot water and the changing room was like an iceblock. And then I got soaked walking home in a downpour.
Still, my thighs are showing a marked improvement from all this swimming, so it's not all bad!
Back at work
Had a nice morning pretending to work from home, but really lounging about with Mr B who just so happened to have the day off. Then went to pick up my car, found out that the mechanic working on it is one of Mr B's rugby buddies thereby eliminating the need for my ferocity and the whole thing only cost me £38. Success, I feel.
So, the car now has brakes. Always a nice feeling.
BTW Anya - it IS Abbey Pool that I go to! Lurverly, innit? Actually, I much prefer it to Parkside. Went to the latter last night, full of the usual speedo crowd, all show, no talent. The water was a bit on the cold side too, and when I got out the showers had run out of hot water and the changing room was like an iceblock. And then I got soaked walking home in a downpour.
Still, my thighs are showing a marked improvement from all this swimming, so it's not all bad!
