Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Jul 8th 2004, 12:29 am
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Originally posted by Larissa
OK, been in the kitchen making bread today, bought lots of supplies for... home -made soup. I thought Bix would approve lol.
It's a bit unusual for me, but Blim is poorly... all the stress has given him an ulcer (need to check next week), so I have clicked into female-nurturing mood.
I might even go and fluff his pillows.
Larissa
Domestic Angel <cough cough>
If anyone wants to peel some carrots, come give me a hand eh!
OK, been in the kitchen making bread today, bought lots of supplies for... home -made soup. I thought Bix would approve lol.
It's a bit unusual for me, but Blim is poorly... all the stress has given him an ulcer (need to check next week), so I have clicked into female-nurturing mood.
I might even go and fluff his pillows.Larissa
Domestic Angel <cough cough>
If anyone wants to peel some carrots, come give me a hand eh!
Calm down there Larissa - Fluffing pillows ????? I think the stress of waiting for the visa is getting to you
Jul 8th 2004, 12:36 am
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Originally posted by Mairi&Chris
just need enough for petrol and cat food and I'm happy - how cheap am I ???????
just need enough for petrol and cat food and I'm happy - how cheap am I
???????
Never cheap! Classy maybe, but never cheap. Nice to know your needs are simple and you just purr along!
Jul 12th 2004, 2:44 am
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She's a bird, you know
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And there's another thing.....
Why are men physically incapable of picking up their dirty clothes and putting them in the laundry basket? Mr B, back from a weekend away, managed to empty the contents of his bag over every surface of our flat without getting any of it anywhere near the laundry basket.
BTW, been talking to our fellow crapper Loose today and he's missing the expats action (as am I) so I thought I'd say hello from him and me at once. Hello
Why are men physically incapable of picking up their dirty clothes and putting them in the laundry basket? Mr B, back from a weekend away, managed to empty the contents of his bag over every surface of our flat without getting any of it anywhere near the laundry basket.
BTW, been talking to our fellow crapper Loose today and he's missing the expats action (as am I) so I thought I'd say hello from him and me at once. Hello
Jul 12th 2004, 4:55 am
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We miss you!!!
Yeah, laundry!!!!
(doing last bit tonight!)
Yeah, laundry!!!!
(doing last bit tonight!)
Jul 12th 2004, 5:22 am
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Originally posted by bundy
And there's another thing.....
Why are men physically incapable of picking up their dirty clothes and putting them in the laundry basket? Mr B, back from a weekend away, managed to empty the contents of his bag over every surface of our flat without getting any of it anywhere near the laundry basket.
BTW, been talking to our fellow crapper Loose today and he's missing the expats action (as am I) so I thought I'd say hello from him and me at once. Hello
And there's another thing.....
Why are men physically incapable of picking up their dirty clothes and putting them in the laundry basket? Mr B, back from a weekend away, managed to empty the contents of his bag over every surface of our flat without getting any of it anywhere near the laundry basket.
BTW, been talking to our fellow crapper Loose today and he's missing the expats action (as am I) so I thought I'd say hello from him and me at once. Hello
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Jul 12th 2004, 9:15 am
#1116
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You should also be thankful we invented a washing machine to make your life easier.
Imagine, you could still be on the river banks doing the laundry.
Gee.....you got a lot to thank us men for.
Imagine, you could still be on the river banks doing the laundry.
Gee.....you got a lot to thank us men for.
Jul 12th 2004, 9:19 am
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Originally posted by Bix
You should also be thankful we invented a washing machine to make your life easier.
Imagine, you could still be on the river banks doing the laundry.
Gee.....you got a lot to thank us men for.
You should also be thankful we invented a washing machine to make your life easier.
Imagine, you could still be on the river banks doing the laundry.
Gee.....you got a lot to thank us men for.
Donno though Bix, They could catch some fish for our dinner if they were out to the river bank.
Any case, we cannot be unreasonable and expect them to wash clothes in rivers.
Theres a launderette down the road.
(Don't forget my paper!)
Jul 12th 2004, 10:55 am
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As long as they don't dawdle.
The dishes, ironing and vacuuming still have to be done.
Ahhh......the pleasurable life of a woman.
The dishes, ironing and vacuuming still have to be done.
Ahhh......the pleasurable life of a woman.
Jul 12th 2004, 7:56 pm
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Originally posted by Sukhi
You women should thank us, for all the exercise you get bending down to pick up those clothes.
You women should thank us, for all the exercise you get bending down to pick up those clothes.
Shame you boys don't give it a go yourself - might cut down those beer bellies.
Jul 12th 2004, 7:57 pm
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Originally posted by Sukhi
Donno though Bix, They could catch some fish for our dinner if they were out to the river bank.
Donno though Bix, They could catch some fish for our dinner if they were out to the river bank.
Jul 13th 2004, 8:59 am
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Originally posted by bundy
Shame you boys don't give it a go yourself - might cut down those beer bellies.
Shame you boys don't give it a go yourself - might cut down those beer bellies.
Do you realise the investment in time, money and training it took us to get to this pinacle of masculine perfection, Woman?
Anycase fishing doesn't take the great physical effort that chasing after animals, etc does, you just have to sit there with a pole
. I think even you women can manage that.
Jul 13th 2004, 9:22 am
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Course we will have to give them an instruction book so they know which end of the pole to hold
....and if they don't catch anything they can pop into the takeaway on the way home.
....and if they don't catch anything they can pop into the takeaway on the way home.
Jul 13th 2004, 1:15 pm
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Originally posted by Bix
.............................and if they don't catch anything they can pop into the takeaway on the way home.
.............................and if they don't catch anything they can pop into the takeaway on the way home.
yup, these lot have to settle for a takeaway after a spending a hard day trying to impress us.
Jul 13th 2004, 8:00 pm
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Well girls, lets thank the boys for their little bit of <pathetic> entertainment, a welcome distraction from running the world, isn't it.
Now boys, get back to your usual farting, scratching, belching and feeling "superior" routine. :lecture: We have far more important things to do.
Now boys, get back to your usual farting, scratching, belching and feeling "superior" routine. :lecture: We have far more important things to do.
Jul 13th 2004, 8:48 pm
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Originally posted by Larissa
Well girls, lets thank the boys for their little bit of <pathetic> entertainment, a welcome distraction from running the world, isn't it.
Now boys, get back to your usual farting, scratching, belching and feeling "superior" routine. :lecture: We have far more important things to do.
Well girls, lets thank the boys for their little bit of <pathetic> entertainment, a welcome distraction from running the world, isn't it.
Now boys, get back to your usual farting, scratching, belching and feeling "superior" routine. :lecture: We have far more important things to do.
Blim been on your goat?
Morning Larissa.
