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Originally posted by Grayling
I've got to sneak out now for a quick pint before my 'other half' gets in and starts 'making demands':scared:
G
I've got to sneak out now for a quick pint before my 'other half' gets in and starts 'making demands':scared:
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Originally posted by anya4oz
Well, G, I CAN!! Much, much better than all those guys driving up the A14 feeling themselves up & picking their noses (ugh, can you imagine the state their steering wheels get into? Crusty *or* *what*, esp. in this hot weather....) :scared:
At least my lippy smells nice, looks cool & none of it gets on the steering wheel.... a huge improvement on most male bodily fluids, I'd say...
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Well, G, I CAN!! Much, much better than all those guys driving up the A14 feeling themselves up & picking their noses (ugh, can you imagine the state their steering wheels get into? Crusty *or* *what*, esp. in this hot weather....) :scared:
At least my lippy smells nice, looks cool & none of it gets on the steering wheel.... a huge improvement on most male bodily fluids, I'd say...
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Originally posted by Bix
Well, broken toenail for example
Well, broken toenail for example
I've broken enough bones not to worry about a toenail
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Originally posted by anya4oz
Well, G, I CAN!! Much, much better than all those guys driving up the A14 feeling themselves up & picking their noses (ugh, can you imagine the state their steering wheels get into? Crusty *or* *what*, esp. in this hot weather....) :scared:
At least my lippy smells nice, looks cool & none of it gets on the steering wheel.... a huge improvement on most male bodily fluids, I'd say...
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Anya.
Well, G, I CAN!! Much, much better than all those guys driving up the A14 feeling themselves up & picking their noses (ugh, can you imagine the state their steering wheels get into? Crusty *or* *what*, esp. in this hot weather....) :scared:
At least my lippy smells nice, looks cool & none of it gets on the steering wheel.... a huge improvement on most male bodily fluids, I'd say...
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Now - dive, dive, dive
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Originally posted by bundy
I've broken enough bones not to worry about a toenail
I've broken enough bones not to worry about a toenail
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Speaking of male bodily fluids........
Best go and top up
G
Best go and top up
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Originally posted by anya4oz
Well, G, I CAN!! Much, much better than all those guys driving up the A14 feeling themselves up & picking their noses (ugh, can you imagine the state their steering wheels get into? Crusty *or* *what*, esp. in this hot weather....) :scared:
At least my lippy smells nice, looks cool & none of it gets on the steering wheel.... a huge improvement on most male bodily fluids, I'd say...
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Anya.
Well, G, I CAN!! Much, much better than all those guys driving up the A14 feeling themselves up & picking their noses (ugh, can you imagine the state their steering wheels get into? Crusty *or* *what*, esp. in this hot weather....) :scared:
At least my lippy smells nice, looks cool & none of it gets on the steering wheel.... a huge improvement on most male bodily fluids, I'd say...
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Originally posted by Bix
Isn't it very noticeable how the skirts are drifting away now Loose has some support.
Mairi is crying in her wine "sorry got to look for plants".
Simone is "very busy" in the library.
Anya - unknown but hiding I guess.
TWT - well shift working perhaps - quiet isn't it ?
Just leaves the Nundle natterbox
Isn't it very noticeable how the skirts are drifting away now Loose has some support.
Mairi is crying in her wine "sorry got to look for plants".
Simone is "very busy" in the library.
Anya - unknown but hiding I guess.
TWT - well shift working perhaps - quiet isn't it ?
Just leaves the Nundle natterbox
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Originally posted by anya4oz
Well, G, I CAN!! Much, much better than all those guys driving up the A14 feeling themselves up & picking their noses (ugh, can you imagine the state their steering wheels get into? Crusty *or* *what*, esp. in this hot weather....)Anya.
Well, G, I CAN!! Much, much better than all those guys driving up the A14 feeling themselves up & picking their noses (ugh, can you imagine the state their steering wheels get into? Crusty *or* *what*, esp. in this hot weather....)Anya.
Most of us don't hold the wheel very much as we have phonecalls to make
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Originally posted by Grayling
Speaking of male bodily fluids........
Best go and top up
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Speaking of male bodily fluids........
Best go and top up
G
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Originally posted by Bix
It's really not a problem Anya.
Most of us don't hold the wheel very much as we have phonecalls to make
It's really not a problem Anya.
Most of us don't hold the wheel very much as we have phonecalls to make
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Originally posted by anya4oz
No, I am back from doing my bikini wax while at the same time fixing complex customer tech problem, so that they can now conduct a proper trading floor...
Anya (eyes still watering!)
No, I am back from doing my bikini wax while at the same time fixing complex customer tech problem, so that they can now conduct a proper trading floor...
Anya (eyes still watering!)
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Originally posted by loose
Your lippy will look good but you'll have a nose full of bogeys!!
Your lippy will look good but you'll have a nose full of bogeys!!
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