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Originally posted by loose
Dont remind me bundy!!
poor kylies gonna be lucky to get out of the arrival suite when I land!
Dont remind me bundy!!
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poor kylies gonna be lucky to get out of the arrival suite when I land!
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Originally posted by loose
Dont remind me bundy!!
poor kylies gonna be lucky to get out of the arrival suite when I land!
Dont remind me bundy!!
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poor kylies gonna be lucky to get out of the arrival suite when I land!
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Book into the aiport hotel then Loose
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Wouldn't want you being arrested as soon as you touch down on Aussie soil.
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Originally posted by bundy
Simone, the mind boggles
Originally posted by Simone
Nobody could call me flat! (except that lola ferrari girl)
Nobody could call me flat! (except that lola ferrari girl)
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I'm not crap, but I do go a bit fast around corners, and sometimes hit the curbs.....![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Um, yeah, Bundy.
don't know why I'm going here, but... I'll just say I'm even just a bit less flat than twt....
can't say that I'm that happy about it though
ok next subject
I'm not crap, but I do go a bit fast around corners, and sometimes hit the curbs.....
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Um, yeah, Bundy.
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can't say that I'm that happy about it though
ok next subject
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Despite the Incident with the Ice, I'm not a bad driver, mainly because my dad taught me and he's an excellent driver. My older brother failed his test 6 times before eventually passing on a sympathy vote - needless to say, I tend not to get in a moving vehicle with him. I got full marks in my driving test, ha ha.
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Mr B, having grown up in Nundle where things like driving licences are considered totally unimportant, never actually took his full test. So he can't drive over here and I get to act as chauffeur, lucky me
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Originally posted by MarkMyWords
Simone, the mind boggles
Simone, the mind boggles
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Which is never a good look
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Originally posted by Simone
You think Darwin has an arrival suite???
You think Darwin has an arrival suite???
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yeah perhaps I was a bit optimistic there. If memory serves its more of an arrival garage!
Wont need a hotel though, kylies appartment is in the middle of the city, I'll just throw her over my shoulder and sprint there!!
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Anyway, pleeease change the subject - we haven't got a cold shower at work!!
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Originally posted by loose
yeah perhaps I was a bit optimistic there. If memory serves its more of an arrival garage!
yeah perhaps I was a bit optimistic there. If memory serves its more of an arrival garage!
Reminds me of arriving at various airports in Zimbabwe where they get your luggage off the plane and walk up and down the airport shed parading it like some weird gameshow!
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Originally posted by bundy
because my dad taught me and he's an excellent driver
because my dad taught me and he's an excellent driver
he managed to get a ute stuck on the edge of a ravine, swaying backwards and forwards hollywood style.
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Originally posted by loose
What you get done mark?
What you get done mark?
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Originally posted by MarkMyWords
Especially as Miss Ferrari's dead, isn't she?
Especially as Miss Ferrari's dead, isn't she?
Well, my grandma(loose is that a good subject change
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And then trying to persuade my parents not to go to Oz also, and talking to me about it!
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Originally posted by MarkMyWords
More pertinently, he's presumably a good teacher.
I think you'll find that's Ealing Studio style! (The Italian Job, no? "'Ang on lads, I've got an idea" (probably a mis-quotation))
More pertinently, he's presumably a good teacher.
I think you'll find that's Ealing Studio style! (The Italian Job, no? "'Ang on lads, I've got an idea" (probably a mis-quotation))
The ute incident was a classic though - Mr B white-knuckled at the wheel as the ute tipped backwards and forwards and little showers of rock fell down to the ravine floor 100ft below. Me rummaging for rope to try and secure it to something then running flippin miles to get help because the two-way was broken and we were in the middle of nowhere (where's Skippy when you need him, eh?)
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Council came and took away a manky old mattress and a manky old sofa. (Too large to take to the tip in the car.) They did it for free too!
Council came and took away a manky old mattress and a manky old sofa. (Too large to take to the tip in the car.) They did it for free too!
When we got our new bed, we took the old one out to the back yard and before I'd even finished calling the council to get it all taken away, the mattress, base and headboard could be seen disappearing into the wide blue yonder on the back of a wheelie bin. People round here will nick anything!
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Originally posted by bundy
Reminds me of arriving at various airports in Zimbabwe where they get your luggage off the plane and walk up and down the airport shed parading it like some weird gameshow!
Reminds me of arriving at various airports in Zimbabwe where they get your luggage off the plane and walk up and down the airport shed parading it like some weird gameshow!
AFAIR Guernsey's pretty primitive too. Much like Jersey I suppose?
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Originally posted by bundy
- shortly after we met he managed to get a ute stuck on the edge of a ravine, swaying backwards and forwards hollywood style.
- shortly after we met he managed to get a ute stuck on the edge of a ravine, swaying backwards and forwards hollywood style.
My dad once had to go down a little hill in outback WA so steep that he got us all to get out, cos he was afraid it'd tip, and didn't want us in there!
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