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Old Jan 19th 2010 | 12:02 am
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Originally Posted by Bernieboy
All this banter has hit me deep,
so im off to me bed for a sleep,but when i awake in the morning for me rissoles,
i'll be thinking of all you BE arseholes
you asked the audience

night pal see ya friday
 
Old Jan 19th 2010 | 12:04 am
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Originally Posted by Bernieboy
I have a few friends on BE,
whose shite patter is usually free,
but tonight their reposts,
are coming at a cost,
cause there making me feel rather wee
So Bernie said to his mate,
Polly, I'm in a bit of a state
I need a spell to grow taller
Guys are cruel cos I'm smaller
Please try and alter my fate
 
Old Jan 19th 2010 | 12:05 am
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Originally Posted by Pollyana
So Bernie said to his mate,
Polly, I'm in a bit of a state
I need a spell to grow taller
Guys are cruel cos I'm smaller
Please try and alter my fate
we kicked his arse polly

hi 5 to the BE team of limerickers lol
 
Old Jan 19th 2010 | 12:07 am
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we kicked his arse polly

hi 5 to the BE team of limerickers lol
I will take some stick when I eventually get out for that pint with him
 
Old Jan 19th 2010 | 12:09 am
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Originally Posted by soapy©
we kicked his arse polly

hi 5 to the BE team of limerickers lol
Originally Posted by kporte
I will take some stick when I eventually get out for that pint with him
Be a miracle if he's still talking to any of us tomorrow
 
Old Jan 19th 2010 | 12:10 am
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Originally Posted by kporte
I will take some stick when I eventually get out for that pint with him
nah hes aff his head. he loves it.
but wear shin pads just in case he does bring a stick
 
Old Jan 19th 2010 | 12:12 am
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nah hes aff his head. he loves it.
but wear shin pads just in case he does bring a stick
Toe caps are more apt.
 
Old Jan 19th 2010 | 12:13 am
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Originally Posted by Bix
Toe caps are more apt.
you turned up too late for the show again
 
Old Jan 19th 2010 | 12:14 am
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you turned up too late for the show again
I wuz watching a flim.
 
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you turned up too late for the show again
I don't think we needed reinforcements!
 
Old Jan 19th 2010 | 12:15 am
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Originally Posted by Bix
I wuz watching a flim.
little big man?
 
Old Jan 19th 2010 | 12:16 am
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Originally Posted by kporte
I don't think we needed reinforcements!
truck, he will be in bed sucking his thumb (well i hope its his thumb)
 
Old Jan 19th 2010 | 12:25 am
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Originally Posted by Bix
I wuz watching a flim.
Thats no excuse!

Originally Posted by kporte
I don't think we needed reinforcements!
Seemed to cope quite well didn't we

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little big man?
Or Stuart Little?

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truck, he will be in bed sucking his thumb (well i hope its his thumb)
 
Old Jan 19th 2010 | 12:30 am
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Originally Posted by Pollyana
So Bernie said to his mate,
Polly, I'm in a bit of a state
I need a spell to grow taller
Guys are cruel cos I'm smaller
Please try and alter my fate
Wand-waving by Polly the Witch
Made Bernie quiver and twitch
As he grew up t'wards the sky
They all heard him cry
Not THAT tall, you silly b*tch!
 
Old Jan 19th 2010 | 6:23 am
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Originally Posted by Pollyana
Wand-waving by Polly the Witch
Made Bernie quiver and twitch
As he grew up t'wards the sky
They all heard him cry
Not THAT tall, you silly b*tch!
oh your clever lol
 


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