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Jan 19th 2010 | 12:02 am

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Re: Bernie the midget

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Originally Posted by Bernieboy

All this banter has hit me deep,
so im off to me bed for a sleep,but when i awake in the morning for me rissoles,
i'll be thinking of all you BE arseholes

you asked the audience

night pal see ya friday

Jan 19th 2010 | 12:04 am

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Pollyana

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Re: Bernie the midget

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Originally Posted by Bernieboy

I have a few friends on BE,
whose shite patter is usually free,
but tonight their reposts,
are coming at a cost,
cause there making me feel rather wee

So Bernie said to his mate,
Polly, I'm in a bit of a state
I need a spell to grow taller
Guys are cruel cos I'm smaller
Please try and alter my fate

Jan 19th 2010 | 12:05 am

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Re: Bernie the midget

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Originally Posted by Pollyana

So Bernie said to his mate,
Polly, I'm in a bit of a state
I need a spell to grow taller
Guys are cruel cos I'm smaller
Please try and alter my fate

we kicked his arse polly

hi 5 to the BE team of limerickers lol

Jan 19th 2010 | 12:07 am

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Re: Bernie the midget

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Originally Posted by soapyÂ©

we kicked his arse polly

hi 5 to the BE team of limerickers lol

I will take some stick when I eventually get out for that pint with him

Jan 19th 2010 | 12:09 am

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Re: Bernie the midget

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Originally Posted by soapyÂ©

we kicked his arse polly

hi 5 to the BE team of limerickers lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by kporte

I will take some stick when I eventually get out for that pint with him

Be a miracle if he's still talking to any of us tomorrow

Jan 19th 2010 | 12:10 am

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Re: Bernie the midget

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Originally Posted by kporte

I will take some stick when I eventually get out for that pint with him

nah hes aff his head. he loves it.
but wear shin pads just in case he does bring a stick

Jan 19th 2010 | 12:12 am

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Re: Bernie the midget

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Originally Posted by soapyÂ©

nah hes aff his head. he loves it.
but wear shin pads just in case he does bring a stick

Toe caps are more apt.

Jan 19th 2010 | 12:13 am

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Re: Bernie the midget

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Toe caps are more apt.

you turned up too late for the show again

Jan 19th 2010 | 12:14 am

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Re: Bernie the midget

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Originally Posted by soapyÂ©

you turned up too late for the show again

I wuz watching a flim.

Jan 19th 2010 | 12:14 am

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Re: Bernie the midget

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you turned up too late for the show again

I don't think we needed reinforcements!

Jan 19th 2010 | 12:15 am

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Re: Bernie the midget

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I wuz watching a flim.

little big man?

Jan 19th 2010 | 12:16 am

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Re: Bernie the midget

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Originally Posted by kporte

I don't think we needed reinforcements!

truck, he will be in bed sucking his thumb (well i hope its his thumb)

Jan 19th 2010 | 12:25 am

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Re: Bernie the midget

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I wuz watching a flim.

Thats no excuse!

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Originally Posted by kporte

I don't think we needed reinforcements!

Seemed to cope quite well didn't we

Quote:

little big man?

Or Stuart Little?

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truck, he will be in bed sucking his thumb (well i hope its his thumb)

Jan 19th 2010 | 12:30 am

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Re: Bernie the midget

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Originally Posted by Pollyana

So Bernie said to his mate,
Polly, I'm in a bit of a state
I need a spell to grow taller
Guys are cruel cos I'm smaller
Please try and alter my fate

Wand-waving by Polly the Witch
Made Bernie quiver and twitch
As he grew up t'wards the sky
They all heard him cry
Not THAT tall, you silly b*tch!

Jan 19th 2010 | 6:23 am

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Re: Bernie the midget

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Originally Posted by Pollyana

Wand-waving by Polly the Witch
Made Bernie quiver and twitch
As he grew up t'wards the sky
They all heard him cry
Not THAT tall, you silly b*tch!

oh your clever lol

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