Saved the last one for me...... I knew you wanted me!

Well you cant beat the real thing

we all know him as bernie the midget
whos ex wife was helluva fridgit
she claimed that she wished he could talk
as short as his toatie wee cock
and begged him to stop trying to lick it

Boom Boom !

A young girl called scottishcelts she liked to have it on her own,
one night with Bernieboy,she threw away all her sex toys,
cause she had found the ultimate bone.

Get yersel a drink cause that was pish

that is pure pish!
i dont know you any more wae patter like that

Bernie once was a sniper
Reflexes quick as a viper
Then things got worse
Now he's a kid's nurse
but he's a dab hand at changing a diaper

i hve had more karma for that than i did my NZ thread llf

Bernie is a very short fellow,
Doesn't like if you hint he is yellow,
He fought with the Froggies,
Was a danger to doggies,
Now out, he has started to mellow.

auch come on polly, thats too cute !

rip him apart. it might be your last chance lol

I've got three night shifts this week....plenty of time yet!

can't help laughing at the thought of him being a danger to doggies

Perfect height. My dog at least.....

Karma whore

Chihuahua or sausage dog?