There was a wee woman called Ems,
who wanted to get her hands on BB's gems,
she turned up at his place all in a fluster,
so a pole dance was all she could muster,
BB says to himself is this it,
shit i cant even see any tit.
so 5 bucks was all he did he thrust her

Polly liked to cook a good stew
In went the newts, toads, and mice,
She needed some flavour
Just something to savour
Nice dish for later, leprechaun with rice

Emelems is such a bossy mare
she telt us aff fur havin a laff
so we huffed and we puffed
then telt her tae go get stuffed,
she ran oot, fell over - we wur aw chuffed

Poking rather than a stoking actually.

So you are the original pokie

I am in the middle of composing your one SC!!

There was a young girl called ScottishCelts
Who thought that she might just melt
Australia was too hot
She got her knickers in a knot
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Yep, am missing the last line of the limerick... hmmmm...

...so she took them off (as she does) and instead decided to flash her bott

So she was just happy to have her arse felt

There was a young girl called ScottishCelts
Who thought that she might just melt
Australia was too hot
She got her knickers in a knot

But she still liked the way her minge felt!

Ya all hallarious! lmao!

Em x

hehe!

To stop him from coming to harm
Kporte went out to a farm
Wanting the foot off a rabbit
Fell over trying to grab it
So much for his lucky charm

One night just for a laugh,i invited Ems round to my gaff.
strip poker was the game to be had,
cause i was feeling a wee bit bad,
she pulled out my joker.
so i then had to poke her,
and she left in the morning far from sad