well you have to have dreams I s'pose.....lol

Some lady CEO might be looking for a bit of rough,well i hope she gets it cause i is well posh like

Bernie wants tae join the mile high club
wi a lassie that would pass as classy
thing is though, he didnae think aboot the plane pub
so he ended up blooturt on they whiskeys
and the classy lassy said '**** you then'
and went and got jiggy wi his mate, Ben

Good except for the last line so how about 'she went and got jiggy with his mate monypen'

Everyone is a critic these days!



Em x

You'll be lucky if they don't throw you down to cattle class!

Look you shut it i is more posh than a street urchin like you

Coal troll if you don't mind.

That's his plan b

I hear your a slow burner alright but do enjoy a good stoking

Oi ! Wheres ya poems then? stop the yabbing and get on with the arty-farty stuff!

Em x

Poem under wraps for another 27 das....might manage another limerick later though, laughing to much to think straight at the moment.......!