Did not!

Go to bed with no supper

You saying I'm fat again?

There once was a nurse called Bernie
Who came south on a very long journey
But Brisbane was kak
So he plans to go back
Even if he's carried out on a gurney





(quiet night at work so far, in case you hadn't guessed )

What ya mean again,you've been fat since i met ya

Like it

Ooh, thank you Sir

Relaxed muscle.

His name is little Bernie Boy
And he gives us girls a lot of joy
Even though he can be a codger
We don’t care cos of his big todger

Now we are talking

In the midst of the darkness last night,
Young Bernie did switch on the light,
He had sprained his wee pinkie,
Whilst stroking his winkie,
But everything came out all right!

Cause yer missus was holding me tight

Girls seem to think Bernie is cute
And pretty amusing to boot
He spins them a line
Most of the time
Anything to get his hands on their loot..........

Cheating, a limerick must have 5 lines

Only took me 4 lines to pull her i saved the last one for you