Bernie the midget
Feb 2nd 2010 | 10:52 pm
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Feb 2nd 2010 | 11:08 pm
#242
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Re: Bernie the midget
Em x
Feb 2nd 2010 | 11:13 pm
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Re: Bernie the midget
Emelems was just right poker mad
She couldnt cope with the fact she was bad
The cards weren't that kind
She got herself in a bind
Thank gawd she didnt bet that much, she was glad!
Em x
She couldnt cope with the fact she was bad
The cards weren't that kind
She got herself in a bind
Thank gawd she didnt bet that much, she was glad!
Em x
I am now dedicating 2010 to improving
Feb 4th 2010 | 8:05 am
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Re: Bernie the midget
Polly needed a new drinking mate
Kporte said, well I'm in a bit of a state
I'm supposed to drink coke
And I'm in need of a poke
But a few w(h)ines would be really great
Kporte said, well I'm in a bit of a state
I'm supposed to drink coke
And I'm in need of a poke
But a few w(h)ines would be really great
Feb 25th 2010 | 2:25 pm
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Re: Bernie the midget
I would have love to have caught up with you mate befor you left.
please keep in touch
awra best wee man
please keep in touch
awra best wee man
Feb 25th 2010 | 2:40 pm
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Feb 25th 2010 | 3:04 pm
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Feb 25th 2010 | 3:18 pm
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Re: Bernie the midget
Well, its close enough to March 
and I've given Bernie the full version of the poem, so here's the shortened version........
The witch is astride
This night for to ride,
Bernie and Polly together ;
Seedy pubs, dodgy bars
Calling taxis under the stars
Though ne'er so foul be the weather
We will meet again
Though Buddha only knows when
And it probably won't be the same
You'll have a new life
Maybe a new wife?!
But I hope you'll remember my name
Hope you have a good flight
Heading north through the night
Just savour each moment my friend
Sit back and relax
As a Business Class pax
Thats your time in Bris at an end
I guess you might just come back
With your trusty rucksack
Exploring yet another new city
It’s a big mystery
What your new path will be
But I’m sure the girls you find there will be pretty!
(humble apologies to Robert Herrick for stuffing around with his poem yet again!)
and I've given Bernie the full version of the poem, so here's the shortened version........The witch is astride
This night for to ride,
Bernie and Polly together ;
Seedy pubs, dodgy bars
Calling taxis under the stars
Though ne'er so foul be the weather
We will meet again
Though Buddha only knows when
And it probably won't be the same
You'll have a new life
Maybe a new wife?!
But I hope you'll remember my name
Hope you have a good flight
Heading north through the night
Just savour each moment my friend
Sit back and relax
As a Business Class pax
Thats your time in Bris at an end
I guess you might just come back
With your trusty rucksack
Exploring yet another new city
It’s a big mystery
What your new path will be
But I’m sure the girls you find there will be pretty!
(humble apologies to Robert Herrick for stuffing around with his poem yet again!)
