Blame Bernie and kporte, they were the ones that forced me to drink so much I started writing pish

You talked it an all

Makes two of us then

With you on this one

Soulless the lot of you I was expecting Soapy to come up with something equally soppy for the Boss...........

all done on FB

Bernie is leaving this land
He now has ticket and bags in his hand
And a smile on his face
To be leaving this place
And his best friend must have finally lost the plot to be helping him so much when she doesn't want him to go and she can't believe what she has just done for him ........ ....though she might still tie him down firmly the night before so he can't get on the plane

whooo hooo! love this thread!

There was a old bag named our Ems
Who loved to makeup ryhmes about her friends
She sat and she thought
About Bernie and Kporte
Yet twas that Witch who had the poem in the end



Em x

You'd better believe it, just not sure I'm ready to share it with everyone yet though

There was a Pollyana who was a witch
Whose wingman was supposedly a titch,
He decided that one day
That to Ireland he would stay
Dear Pol thought "aint life just such a bitch?"

Och ye can Polly - out with it

There was a wee man called Bernie who did lose his lass,
but said **** it im off home business class,
perhaps up there if i can show some class,i might get me a mile high piece of ass

You are just terrible, no other word for it!!