Im sure yer 'knocking' out more than gold

Im sure yer 'knocking' out more than gold

Wee Bernie bhoys a trumpet
If it stons still long enuff, he'll hump it
He tried it wae Soapy
Who belted him wae a joaby
So he aff noo tae lump it.

Bernie got teased bout his height
Enough to prompt his to fight
Very soon they said "Please,
No more will we tease
Least not till tomorrow night.....!"

There was a feisty Celt named SC
Who appeared to be always on BE
Posters questioned in dismay,
Why the Celt never went away,
Yey they bollocked her when she attempted to flee

mwah xxxxxx

ok... technically it was when she returned but I have decided to ignore that fact in order to hold onto artistic interpretation...

Art should not be questioned nor challenged.. it should just *be*...

Em x

PS That was be as in "left alone.." not be as in British Expats..

There was a lurvely gurl from Engurland
who wanted to get out go forth and expand
so she thought bugger it and resigned
upsticks and left it all behind
now she's been wined, dined and 69'd

em x

Dear Kporte has had such a fright,
He was near his maker that very harsh night,
Our own Bernie saw him n said,
"Oi, get well and out of bed",
And dear Kporte came back despite his plight

get well soon mate!

Em x

Oor wee Kporte isnae well
he had tae go intae hospital & that's no so swell
he takes loads of drugs
then sings along to Madness and Suggs
ah well, life isnae so bad eftur aw, he says lyin wasted on his rugs

Bernie and Pollyanna sitting in a tree
wan wi a broomstick and wan needin a pee
'ah cannae hod it in' says Bernie, tis aw rite for yi
'use ma stick then' says Polly, but remember the fee
'ah **** it' says Bernie, 'ah'll hide ma pishy undies behind ma knee'

I am looking forward to having a fun night out at some stage, with Bb and Pol!
Polly sent me this pic of BB from their last session......