Bernie the midget
Jan 18th 2010 | 11:29 pm
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Re: Bernie the midget
he sat there all covered in shite
but by then he wanted a fight
so i put up my fists
by this time polly has pished
nearly droonin him cos of his height
but by then he wanted a fight
so i put up my fists
by this time polly has pished
nearly droonin him cos of his height
Jan 18th 2010 | 11:31 pm
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Jan 18th 2010 | 11:36 pm
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Re: Bernie the midget
so i pulled him oot of polls watter
ant telt him to get some new patter
but he was reakin of pish
with a faint smell of fish
and Sc asked him whats the matter
ant telt him to get some new patter
but he was reakin of pish
with a faint smell of fish
and Sc asked him whats the matter
Jan 18th 2010 | 11:38 pm
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Re: Bernie the midget
Asked a still giggling Polly
Cos now you're wet through
And you smell a bit too
A rightful reward for your folly
Jan 18th 2010 | 11:41 pm
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Re: Bernie the midget
Bernie once went out for a drinky,
All night he kept letting off, stinky!
He'd been for a curry,
Zipped up in a hurry,
And trapped his wee baws and his winkie!
All night he kept letting off, stinky!
He'd been for a curry,
Zipped up in a hurry,
And trapped his wee baws and his winkie!
Jan 18th 2010 | 11:42 pm
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Re: Bernie the midget
he said as he got a shunt
from from that baldy fat scottish C@@nt
as he slid through polls pish
that he heard her hiss
i bet bernie enjoyed that we stunt
from from that baldy fat scottish C@@nt
as he slid through polls pish
that he heard her hiss
i bet bernie enjoyed that we stunt
Jan 18th 2010 | 11:47 pm
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Re: Bernie the midget
as he sat there he stated to cry
that a pube he had found in his eye
its no wan o mine
i started to whine
naw, its polly he bawled with a sigh
that a pube he had found in his eye
its no wan o mine
i started to whine
naw, its polly he bawled with a sigh
Jan 18th 2010 | 11:48 pm
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Re: Bernie the midget
I have a few friends on BE,
whose shite patter is usually free,
but tonight their reposts,
are coming at a cost,
cause there making me feel rather wee
whose shite patter is usually free,
but tonight their reposts,
are coming at a cost,
cause there making me feel rather wee
Jan 18th 2010 | 11:50 pm
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Jan 18th 2010 | 11:59 pm
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Re: Bernie the midget
Bernie
50/50, phone a friend
50/50, phone a friend
Jan 19th 2010 | 12:00 am
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Re: Bernie the midget
All this banter has hit me deep,
so im off to me bed for a sleep,but when i awake in the morning for me rissoles,
i'll be thinking of all you BE arseholes
so im off to me bed for a sleep,but when i awake in the morning for me rissoles,
i'll be thinking of all you BE arseholes
