Back online again so give it yer best shots

Damn.
Did Polly block the wrong IP address?

There's a wee baldy man fae scotland called Soapy who we all know can be a bit dopey,
so much so that in his hoose he thinks he's king when we all know the real boss is Pauline

There once was a young man called Bernie,
who went on a bit of a journey,
he joined the Legion,
In a Southern French region,
and married a camel called Earnie!

There's an eejit called Kporte who to the hospital he had to report.
his wedding tackle in a mess,
the surgeons tried their best but he has now taken the name Karen and wearing a dress.

It's nice and cool in the summer though.....

Two boys from scotland called Soapy and Bix who liked to play with each others dicks,til Pauline and Gill found out,now from the closet they are out.

No, I banned one....but then I realised he was using my computer so I had actually banned myself

Bumpity bump Kporte needs a jump.

You offering?

Arriving in Brisbane one day
Bernie looked at BE and said "Hey.....
There's a Meet Up tonight,
Shall I go? I just might..."
But getting home? He'd forgotten the way.....

Nah mate,yer short AND ugly,unlike me being short AND cute

Kicking me when I'm down again, have you no shame!

You started it