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Jan 21st 2010 | 6:35 am

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Re: Bernie the midget

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Originally Posted by kporte

I am looking forward to having a fun night out at some stage, with Bb and Pol!
Polly sent me this pic of BB from their last session......

wow, how hes grown !

Jan 21st 2010 | 6:38 am

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Re: Bernie the midget

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts

Bernie and Pollyanna sitting in a tree
wan wi a broomstick and wan needin a pee
'ah cannae hod it in' says Bernie, tis aw rite for yi
'use ma stick then' says Polly, but remember the fee
'ah **** it' says Bernie, 'ah'll hide ma pishy undies behind ma knee'

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Originally Posted by kporte

I am looking forward to having a fun night out at some stage, with Bb and Pol!
Polly sent me this pic of BB from their last session......

Jan 21st 2010 | 1:01 pm

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Re: Bernie the midget

Bernie, a public apology for all the stick.....
You are a good sport mate!
I'm looking forward to having a soda pop with you soon

Bernie is just a bit smaller than me

Jan 21st 2010 | 1:05 pm

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Re: Bernie the midget

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Originally Posted by kporte

Bernie, a public apology for all the stick.....
You are a good sport mate!
I'm looking forward to having a soda pop with you soon

Bernie is just a bit smaller than me

Bernie will be having the Guinness version of soda pop nae doubt

Jan 21st 2010 | 1:12 pm

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Re: Bernie the midget

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Originally Posted by kporte

Bernie, a public apology for all the stick.....
You are a good sport mate!
I'm looking forward to having a soda pop with you soon

Bernie is just a bit smaller than me

I love it mate and really enjoyed the limericks

Jan 21st 2010 | 1:14 pm

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Re: Bernie the midget

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts

Bernie will be having the Guinness version of soda pop nae doubt

Aye none of that teetotal pish for me

Jan 21st 2010 | 1:18 pm

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Re: Bernie the midget

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Originally Posted by Bernieboy

Aye none of that teetotal pish for me

Or me!

Jan 21st 2010 | 3:29 pm

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Re: Bernie the midget

You know what, I love this thread!

Em x

Jan 21st 2010 | 3:31 pm

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Re: Bernie the midget

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You know what, I love this thread!

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Jan 21st 2010 | 3:34 pm

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Re: Bernie the midget

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Originally Posted by Bernieboy

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Oi leave her alone, she's mine

Jan 21st 2010 | 3:39 pm

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Re: Bernie the midget

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Originally Posted by kporte

Oi leave her alone, she's mine

Im in better shape to handle her,yer a sick man and i dont think Ems is ready to be a nursemaid just yet

Jan 21st 2010 | 3:40 pm

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Re: Bernie the midget

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Originally Posted by Bernieboy

Im in better shape to handle her,yer a sick man and i dont think Ems is ready to be a nursemaid just yet

I'd fight you for her but you are a trained killer.... How about a pie eating contest?

Jan 21st 2010 | 3:45 pm

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Re: Bernie the midget

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Originally Posted by kporte

I'd fight you for her but you are a trained killer.... How about a pie eating contest?

You win.

Jan 21st 2010 | 3:49 pm

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Re: Bernie the midget

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Originally Posted by Bernieboy

You win.

One look at me and you knew you were beat

Jan 21st 2010 | 3:56 pm

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Re: Bernie the midget

There was a battle between Bernie and Kporte,
For the heart of the fair maiden Ems,
We went at it with pies,
After various tries,
Bernie gave in because I can eat a lot more pies than him and he knows this so god knows why he agreed to a pie eating contest when a physical trial would have been far more advantageous to him with a man in poor physical condition and recovering from a life threatening illness.

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