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British Expats (https://britishexpats.com/forum/)
-   The Barbie (https://britishexpats.com/forum/barbie-92/)
-   -   Bernie the midget (https://britishexpats.com/forum/barbie-92/bernie-midget-649700/)

soapy© Jan 19th 2010 12:02 am
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8262389)
All this banter has hit me deep,
so im off to me bed for a sleep,but when i awake in the morning for me rissoles,
i'll be thinking of all you BE arseholes:rofl:
you asked the audience:lol:

night pal see ya friday;)

Pollyana Jan 19th 2010 12:04 am
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8262350)
I have a few friends on BE,
whose shite patter is usually free,
but tonight their reposts,
are coming at a cost,
cause there making me feel rather wee:(
So Bernie said to his mate,
Polly, I'm in a bit of a state
I need a spell to grow taller
Guys are cruel cos I'm smaller
Please try and alter my fate :sneaky:

soapy© Jan 19th 2010 12:05 am
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8262408)
So Bernie said to his mate,
Polly, I'm in a bit of a state
I need a spell to grow taller
Guys are cruel cos I'm smaller
Please try and alter my fate :sneaky:
we kicked his arse polly

hi 5 to the BE team of limerickers lol

kporte Jan 19th 2010 12:07 am
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by soapy© (Post 8262413)
we kicked his arse polly

hi 5 to the BE team of limerickers lol
I will take some stick when I eventually get out for that pint with him :lol:

Pollyana Jan 19th 2010 12:09 am
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by soapy© (Post 8262413)
we kicked his arse polly

hi 5 to the BE team of limerickers lol
Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8262419)
I will take some stick when I eventually get out for that pint with him :lol:
Be a miracle if he's still talking to any of us tomorrow :rofl::wub:

soapy© Jan 19th 2010 12:10 am
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8262419)
I will take some stick when I eventually get out for that pint with him :lol:
nah hes aff his head. he loves it.
but wear shin pads just in case he does bring a stick:lol:

Bix Jan 19th 2010 12:12 am
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by soapy© (Post 8262427)
nah hes aff his head. he loves it.
but wear shin pads just in case he does bring a stick:lol:
Toe caps are more apt.

soapy© Jan 19th 2010 12:13 am
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by Bix (Post 8262432)
Toe caps are more apt.
you turned up too late for the show again:rolleyes:

Bix Jan 19th 2010 12:14 am
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by soapy© (Post 8262435)
you turned up too late for the show again:rolleyes:
I wuz watching a flim.

kporte Jan 19th 2010 12:14 am
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by soapy© (Post 8262435)
you turned up too late for the show again:rolleyes:
I don't think we needed reinforcements!

soapy© Jan 19th 2010 12:15 am
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by Bix (Post 8262441)
I wuz watching a flim.
little big man?

soapy© Jan 19th 2010 12:16 am
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8262443)
I don't think we needed reinforcements!
truck, he will be in bed sucking his thumb (well i hope its his thumb)

Pollyana Jan 19th 2010 12:25 am
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by Bix (Post 8262441)
I wuz watching a flim.
Thats no excuse! :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8262443)
I don't think we needed reinforcements!
Seemed to cope quite well didn't we:lol:

Originally Posted by soapy© (Post 8262444)
little big man?
:rofl: Or Stuart Little?

Originally Posted by soapy© (Post 8262447)
truck, he will be in bed sucking his thumb (well i hope its his thumb)
:eek::unsure:

Pollyana Jan 19th 2010 12:30 am
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8262408)
So Bernie said to his mate,
Polly, I'm in a bit of a state
I need a spell to grow taller
Guys are cruel cos I'm smaller
Please try and alter my fate :sneaky:
Wand-waving by Polly the Witch
Made Bernie quiver and twitch
As he grew up t'wards the sky
They all heard him cry
Not THAT tall, you silly b*tch! :lol:

soapy© Jan 19th 2010 6:23 am
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8262496)
Wand-waving by Polly the Witch
Made Bernie quiver and twitch
As he grew up t'wards the sky
They all heard him cry
Not THAT tall, you silly b*tch! :lol:
oh your clever lol


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