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Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by Bernieboy
(Post 8262002)
Only took me 4 lines to pull her i saved the last one for you:rofl:
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Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by kporte
(Post 8262018)
Saved the last one for me......:wub: I knew you wanted me!
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Re: Bernie the midget
we all know him as bernie the midget
whos ex wife was helluva fridgit she claimed that she wished he could talk as short as his toatie wee cock and begged him to stop trying to lick it Boom Boom ! |
Re: Bernie the midget
A young girl called scottishcelts she liked to have it on her own,
one night with Bernieboy,she threw away all her sex toys, cause she had found the ultimate bone. |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by soapy©
(Post 8262054)
we all know him as bernie the midget
whos ex wife was helluva fridgit she claimed that she wished he could talk as short as his toatie wee cock and begged him to stop trying to lick it Boom Boom ! |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by Bernieboy
(Post 8262066)
A young girl called scottishcelts she liked to have it on her own,
one night with Bernieboy,she threw away all her sex toys, cause she had found the ultimate bone. i dont know you any more wae patter like that :p |
Re: Bernie the midget
Bernie once was a sniper
Reflexes quick as a viper Then things got worse Now he's a kid's nurse but he's a dab hand at changing a diaper |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by Bernieboy
(Post 8262071)
Get yersel a drink cause that was pish:thumbdown:
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Re: Bernie the midget
Bernie is a very short fellow,
Doesn't like if you hint he is yellow, He fought with the Froggies, Was a danger to doggies, Now out, he has started to mellow. |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by Pollyana
(Post 8262081)
Bernie once was a sniper
Reflexes quick as a viper Then things got worse Now he's a kid's nurse but he's a dab hand at changing a diaper rip him apart. it might be your last chance lol |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by soapy©
(Post 8262086)
auch come on polly, thats too cute !
rip him apart. it might be your last chance lol |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by kporte
(Post 8262084)
Bernie is a very short fellow,
Doesn't like if you hint he is yellow, He fought with the Froggies, Was a danger to doggies, Now out, he has started to mellow. |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by Pollyana
(Post 8262095)
:lol: can't help laughing at the thought of him being a danger to doggies :rofl:
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Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by soapy©
(Post 8262082)
i hve had more karma for that than i did my NZ thread llf:p
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Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by kporte
(Post 8262103)
Perfect height. My dog at least.....:rofl:
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