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Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by Pollyana
(Post 8262115)
Chihuahua or sausage dog? :p
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Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by kporte
(Post 8261315)
There once was a young man called Bernie,
who went on a bit of a journey, he joined the Legion, In a Southern French region, and married a camel called Earnie! |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by kporte
(Post 8262135)
Chihuahua!
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Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by Bernieboy
(Post 8262066)
A young girl called scottishcelts she liked to have it on her own,
one night with Bernieboy,she threw away all her sex toys, cause she had found the ultimate bone. |
Re: Bernie the midget
I once had a mate called Kporte,
who thought i was awfully short, one night in the malls,i kicked him in the balls, and now im awaiting his retort. |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by Bernieboy
(Post 8262173)
I once had a mate called Kporte,
who thought i was awfully short, one night in the malls,i kicked him in the balls, and now im awaiting his retort. Spent the time trying to get in my cossy, When he learnt there's no hope, He tried dropping the soap, Gave up, then splashed out on a prossy. |
Re: Bernie the midget
There is a fit bloke called Bernie
but I don't think he comes from Killarney sod it who gives a shite whether he's yella green or white as long as he isnae English :thumbsup: |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by kporte
(Post 8262193)
Wee Bern came to see me in hossy,
Spent the time trying to get in my cossy, When he learnt there's no hope, He tried dropping the soap, Gave up, then splashed out on a prossy. |
Re: Bernie the midget
One day Midget bernie had a feeling,
to be high in the air would be appealing, so he planned a routine, on his new trampoline, and now he is stuck up ma arse, stange feeling!:blink: |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by soapy©
(Post 8262208)
One day Midget bernie had a feeling,
to be high in the air would be appealing, so he planned a routine, on his new trampoline, and now he is stuck up ma arse, stange feeling!:blink: |
Re: Bernie the midget
Me mate Keith was in the wimmins,
bawling whinging an screaming, the nurses told him to stop all him whinning, for some bird that he was pining, and go out and get himself steaming:beer: |
Re: Bernie the midget
while he was up there he gave me a tickle
by gawd it was a helluva pickle i bent offfver and sqqqqueezed oot ma arse he did heave and polly sat there and giggled |
Re: Bernie the midget
There was an old boy named our Bernie
Who had British Expats by the curlies He rowed with the rest Then flounced off with his best Yet came back as he missed his dear girlies Em x |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by soapy©
(Post 8262234)
while he was up there he gave me a tickle
by gawd it was a helluva pickle i bent offfver and sqqqqueezed oot ma arse he did heave and polly sat there and giggled but it was not much of a squeeze, for his arse is like a gay love funnel, as big as the channel tunnel. |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by soapy©
(Post 8262234)
while he was up there he gave me a tickle
by gawd it was a helluva pickle i bent offfver and sqqqqueezed oot ma arse he did heave and polly sat there and giggled |
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