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Re: Bernie the midget
he sat there all covered in shite
but by then he wanted a fight so i put up my fists by this time polly has pished nearly droonin him cos of his height |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by emelems
(Post 8262244)
There was an old boy named our Bernie
Who had British Expats by the curlies He rowed with the rest Then flounced off with his best Yet came back as he missed his dear girlies Em x |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by Bernieboy
(Post 8262255)
Out his arse i did heave,
but it was not much of a squeeze, for his arse is like a gay love funnel, as big as the channel tunnel. |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by emelems
(Post 8262244)
There was an old boy named our Bernie
Who had British Expats by the curlies He rowed with the rest Then flounced off with his best Yet came back as he missed his dear girlies Em x |
Re: Bernie the midget
so i pulled him oot of polls watter
ant telt him to get some new patter but he was reakin of pish with a faint smell of fish and Sc asked him whats the matter |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by soapy©
(Post 8262259)
he sat there all covered in shite
but by then he wanted a fight so i put up my fists by this time polly has pished nearly droonin him cos of his height Asked a still giggling Polly Cos now you're wet through And you smell a bit too A rightful reward for your folly |
Re: Bernie the midget
Bernie once went out for a drinky,
All night he kept letting off, stinky! He'd been for a curry, Zipped up in a hurry, And trapped his wee baws and his winkie! |
Re: Bernie the midget
he said as he got a shunt
from from that baldy fat scottish C@@nt as he slid through polls pish that he heard her hiss i bet bernie enjoyed that we stunt |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by kporte
(Post 8262317)
Bernie once went out for a drinky,
All night he kept letting off, stinky! He'd been for a curry, Zipped up in a hurry, And trapped his wee baws and his winkie! |
Re: Bernie the midget
as he sat there he stated to cry
that a pube he had found in his eye its no wan o mine i started to whine naw, its polly he bawled with a sigh |
Re: Bernie the midget
I have a few friends on BE,
whose shite patter is usually free, but tonight their reposts, are coming at a cost, cause there making me feel rather wee:( |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by Bernieboy
(Post 8262350)
I have a few friends on BE,
whose shite patter is usually free, but tonight their reposts, are coming at a cost, cause there making me feel rather wee:( |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by Bernieboy
(Post 8262350)
I have a few friends on BE,
whose shite patter is usually free, but tonight their reposts, are coming at a cost, cause there making me feel rather wee:( |
Re: Bernie the midget
Bernie
50/50, phone a friend :p |
Re: Bernie the midget
All this banter has hit me deep,
so im off to me bed for a sleep,but when i awake in the morning for me rissoles, i'll be thinking of all you BE arseholes:rofl: |
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