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Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by kporte
(Post 8268758)
Not when I'm knocking out gold like this!:lol:
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Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by kporte
(Post 8268758)
Not when I'm knocking out gold like this!:lol:
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Re: Bernie the midget
Wee Bernie bhoys a trumpet
If it stons still long enuff, he'll hump it He tried it wae Soapy Who belted him wae a joaby So he aff noo tae lump it. |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by framac67
(Post 8268882)
Wee Bernie bhoys a trumpet
If it stons still long enuff, he'll hump it He tried it wae Soapy Who belted him wae a joaby So he aff noo tae lump it. |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by framac67
(Post 8268882)
Wee Bernie bhoys a trumpet
If it stons still long enuff, he'll hump it He tried it wae Soapy Who belted him wae a joaby So he aff noo tae lump it. |
Re: Bernie the midget
Bernie got teased bout his height
Enough to prompt his to fight Very soon they said "Please, No more will we tease Least not till tomorrow night.....!" |
Re: Bernie the midget
There was a feisty Celt named SC
Who appeared to be always on BE Posters questioned in dismay, Why the Celt never went away, Yey they bollocked her when she attempted to flee ;) mwah xxxxxx |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by emelems
(Post 8269143)
There was a feisty Celt named SC
Who appeared to be always on BE Posters questioned in dismay, Why the Celt never went away, Yey they bollocked her when she attempted to flee ;) mwah xxxxxx Art should not be questioned nor challenged.. it should just *be*... Em x PS That was be as in "left alone.." not be as in British Expats.. :lol: |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by emelems
(Post 8269143)
There was a feisty Celt named SC
Who appeared to be always on BE Posters questioned in dismay, Why the Celt never went away, Yey they bollocked her when she attempted to flee ;) mwah xxxxxx |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by emelems
(Post 8269143)
There was a feisty Celt named SC
Who appeared to be always on BE Posters questioned in dismay, Why the Celt never went away, Yey they bollocked her when she attempted to flee ;) mwah xxxxxx who wanted to get out go forth and expand so she thought bugger it and resigned upsticks and left it all behind now she's been wined, dined and 69'd ;) |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by scottishcelts
(Post 8269262)
There was a lurvely gurl from Engurland
who wanted to get out go forth and expand so she thought bugger it and resigned upsticks and left it all behind now she's been wined, dined and 69'd ;) em x |
Re: Bernie the midget
Dear Kporte has had such a fright,
He was near his maker that very harsh night, Our own Bernie saw him n said, "Oi, get well and out of bed", And dear Kporte came back despite his plight :wub: get well soon mate! Em x |
Re: Bernie the midget
Oor wee Kporte isnae well
he had tae go intae hospital & that's no so swell he takes loads of drugs then sings along to Madness and Suggs ah well, life isnae so bad eftur aw, he says lyin wasted on his rugs :thumbsup: |
Re: Bernie the midget
Bernie and Pollyanna sitting in a tree
wan wi a broomstick and wan needin a pee 'ah cannae hod it in' says Bernie, tis aw rite for yi 'use ma stick then' says Polly, but remember the fee 'ah **** it' says Bernie, 'ah'll hide ma pishy undies behind ma knee' |
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I am looking forward to having a fun night out at some stage, with Bb and Pol!
Polly sent me this pic of BB from their last session...... |
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