Bernie the midget
 

I managed to spend a small amount of time with him at the curry night last nigh, but it wasnt long enough. as you all know the wee mans heading back in march so i thought just in case i dont get a chance i would just like to wish him all the luck in the world.

hey big yin, am gawna miss ya!;)

now lets see who can come up with the best wee limerick to hom leaving?

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Tell you what I was gonna say
That big Bernie lad is a bit gay
Not many people can see the foooker
Cos he's only knee high to a grasshopper
Though in Ireland he's a giant on the Causeway

Re: Bernie the midget
 

there was a wee man call Bernie
who is leaving us all a bit early
he thinks with his dick
thats because hes a mick
just as long as hes got beer in his belly

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There is a hot bloke called Bernie,
who posts on BE very sternly,
He woos all the birds,
flirts all day is what he does,
but that's aw right cos he's BE's finest eye candy!

:D;)

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:rofl:

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you made that up!:lol:

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:lol:

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magic init. by the time he sees this there should be a few:lol:

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Aye, he'll love them Soapy, probly even huv a wee greet :lol:

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he tried to have sex with me last night, bad its dead hard wae sumday that small. i do know how auds puts up with it. i got telt she has to lift him on to the chest of drawers:rofl:

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There was a wee man called Bernie
Who likes to have fun with gurney's
He is only four foot eleven
So he will never make it to heaven.

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you missed the last line and lied about the 11 llf:lol:

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I was being nice Soapy

I could have said four foot seven :D

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:eek::rofl:

Maybe he wears these;

http://www.yourliquidassets.com/spag...ripper%20heels

:rofl:

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you must be related lol. :lol:
we had a laugh last night. before he arrive we had told someone that had never met him that he was this tall (holding an arm about 2 foot off the grond. then someone said, awe come on hes not that small, so we said well ok, maybe this hight and held an arm about 3 foot off the ground. then when he walked in they burst out laughing. they did expect a miget :rofl:

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Its no wonder poor Bernie is going home. Hope you got him a warm jacket from the teddy bears shop:lol:

Paddy:thumbup:

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Ha, i should have:lol::lol:

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It would have shrank in the wash:p

Paddy:thumbup:

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Teddy bears shop? :ohmy: He'd rather eat shite ;):D

It would have to be green :rofl:

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I am sure he has done that after a couple of bad pints of the black stuff;)

Paddy:thumbup:

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I aint saying Bernie is short cos I never met him.

But I heard people use stilts to tower over others.

Whereas Bernie uses them so he can talk with your kneecaps.

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Hey Bix

They were not stilts they were chop sticks :lol:

Paddy:thumbup:

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:lol::lol::lol:

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God you lot are rotten! Taking the p*ss out of my best mate like that. :lol:

I'm not posting my poem on here, even though its a good one, cos he ain't leaving till March so it stays under wraps till then, tough :p

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Im flatttered, YA BASTARDS:lol:

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we love to have a go at each other pal, but its been great, just wish i spent more time with ya:)

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He might just be persuaded to have a leaving do.......

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aye, he can turn up after we have left lol:lol:

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Or he can leave then you can have the do. :D

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oh we have planned that already:lol:

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Is it true his luggage is two Englands Glory boxes?

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:rofl: only if the word "England" was scribbled out :sneaky:

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I took this pic of Bernie with his luggage......

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:rofl: Perfect likeness :wub:

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Hey Kporte

Any chance of moving the mouse in the pic I cant see Bernie:lol:

Paddy:thumbup:

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Be careful, he's a trained killer!!

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That's a pure wee sin that, taking the piss oota Berine like that :sneaky::frown::zzz::D

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He can take it, he can sure dish it out :lol:

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He'll be missed around here - he better keep posting though :sneaky::frown:

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Course he'll be missed. We should all look down more often.....