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Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by soapy©
(Post 8263384)
oh your clever lol
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Re: Bernie the midget
Young Bernie is leaving this place
He's packed all his gear in his case Though we're sure he'll be missed By all the girls that he's kissed Cos he's off with a smile on his face. |
Re: Bernie the midget
Soapy's a canny wee Scot
Who talked a lot of old rot When he met up with Polly They both got quite jolly And ended up drinking a lot! kporte has been suffering some ills And now lives solely on pills It keeps things quite cheap And makes him easy to keep Cos he now saves a fortune on bills! |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by soapy©
(Post 8263384)
oh your clever lol
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Re: Bernie the midget
There was a young witch called Pollyanna
Who cut off her hair in a drunken manner She cackled in a glee, Then started typing on BE "I ‘m as bald as an old lady called Nanna" |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by emelems
(Post 8267463)
There was a young witch called Pollyanna
Who cut off her hair in a drunken manner She cackled in a glee, Then started typing on BE "I ‘m as bald as an old lady called Nanna" |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by Pollyana
(Post 8266391)
C'mon you lot, someone else's turn now.........
but her broomstick was broke and couldnae go very far so she pulled up a stool got out her magic tool and made concoctions of the mighty fuel |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by emelems
(Post 8267463)
There was a young witch called Pollyanna
Who cut off her hair in a drunken manner She cackled in a glee, Then started typing on BE "I ‘m as bald as an old lady called Nanna"
Originally Posted by Bernieboy
(Post 8267486)
Yer not far wrong:lol:
Originally Posted by scottishcelts
(Post 8268014)
There once was a witch in a mountain bar
but her broomstick was broke and couldnae go very far so she pulled up a stool got out her magic tool and made concoctions of the mighty fuel |
Re: Bernie the midget
Polly sat in her office last night
At 4am she got a terrible fright When the bloke on the phone Said one word - cyclone..... That got her off BE all right! :rolleyes::eek::thumbup: |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by Pollyana
(Post 8268265)
Polly sat in her office last night
At 4am she got a terrible fright When the bloke on the phone Said one word - cyclone..... That got her off BE all right! :rolleyes::eek::thumbup: |
Re: Bernie the midget
There is a mad mod we call Polly,
Who is, let's be frank, off her trolley, She loves making a mess, In a state of undress, And dressing wee Bern like a Dolly! Scottishcelts is like most other weegies, She loves to chill out to the Beegees, Whilst wearing no clothes, In an unnatural pose, And having a punt on the Geegees! There once was a tight Scot called Soapy, When dodging a round he's not dopey, He's last at the bar, Avoids buying a jar, And after free drink he gets gropey! There once was a fair maiden called Ems, Who was partial to big chunky gems, If you gave her some rubies, She'd show you her boobies, And diamonds get you under her hems! |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by kporte
(Post 8268453)
There is a mad mod we call Polly,
Who is, let's be frank, off her trolley, She loves making a mess, In a state of undress, And dressing wee Bern like a Dolly! Scottishcelts is like most other weegies, She loves to chill out to the Beegees, Whilst wearing no clothes, In an unnatural pose, And having a punt on the Geegees! There once was a tight Scot called Soapy, When dodging a round he's not dopey, He's last at the bar, Avoids buying a jar, And after free drink he gets gropey! There once was a fair maiden called Ems, Who was partial to big chunky gems, If you gave her some rubies, She'd show you her boobies, And diamonds get you under her hems! |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by kporte
(Post 8268453)
There is a mad mod we call Polly,
Who is, let's be frank, off her trolley, She loves making a mess, In a state of undress, And dressing wee Bern like a Dolly! Scottishcelts is like most other weegies, She loves to chill out to the Beegees, Whilst wearing no clothes, In an unnatural pose, And having a punt on the Geegees! There once was a tight Scot called Soapy, When dodging a round he's not dopey, He's last at the bar, Avoids buying a jar, And after free drink he gets gropey! There once was a fair maiden called Ems, Who was partial to big chunky gems, If you gave her some rubies, She'd show you her boobies, And diamonds get you under her hems! |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by Bernieboy
(Post 8268705)
Cut back on the pills pal:lol:
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Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by kporte
(Post 8268758)
Not when I'm knocking out gold like this!:lol:
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