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Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by kporte
(Post 8271599)
There was a battle between Bernie and Kporte,
For the heart of the fair maiden Ems, We went at it with pies, After various tries, Bernie gave in because I can eat a lot more pies than him and he knows this so god knows why he agreed to a pie eating contest when a physical trial would have been far more advantageous to him with a man in poor physical condition and recovering from a life threatening illness. |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by kporte
(Post 8271573)
Oi leave her alone, she's mine :lol:
Originally Posted by Bernieboy
(Post 8271580)
Im in better shape to handle her,yer a sick man and i dont think Ems is ready to be a nursemaid just yet:rofl:
:wub: I'll go fetch ma rolling pin! :lol: Em x |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by emelems
(Post 8271768)
**swoons**
:wub: I'll go fetch ma rolling pin! :lol: Em x |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by emelems
(Post 8271768)
**swoons**
:wub: I'll go fetch ma rolling pin! :lol: Em x who is headhunted by more than one fella she blushes then she shrugs thinks 'what the hell' and flashes her jugs now she's got em all lining up - oh the mugs :lol: |
Re: Bernie the midget
There was a young Scott called KPorte,
Who took on Bold Bernie the Short, A duel was decided, The pies were provided, That Emelems, it was all her damn fault! :D Em x |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by scottishcelts
(Post 8271781)
There is a sweet lady called Emma
who is headhunted by more than one fella she blushes then she shrugs thinks 'what the hell' and flashes her jugs now she's got em all lining up - oh the mugs :lol: |
Re: Bernie the midget
Emelems dropped her knickers one day
To see what kporte and bernie would say My what a beautiful peach But Bernie, he couldny reach So the winner was Kporte WHAY HAY |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by framac67
(Post 8271801)
Emelems dropped her knickers one day
To see what kporte and bernie would say My what a beautiful peach But Bernie, he couldny reach So the winner was Kporte WHAY HAY |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by framac67
(Post 8271801)
Emelems dropped her knickers one day
To see what kporte and bernie would say My what a beautiful peach But Bernie, he couldny reach So the winner was Kporte WHAY HAY |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by framac67
(Post 8271801)
Emelems dropped her knickers one day
To see what kporte and bernie would say My what a beautiful peach But Bernie, he couldny reach So the winner was Kporte WHAY HAY |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by framac67
(Post 8271801)
Emelems dropped her knickers one day
To see what kporte and bernie would say My what a beautiful peach But Bernie, he couldny reach So the winner was Kporte WHAY HAY |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by kporte
(Post 8271581)
I'd fight you for her but you are a trained killer.... How about a pie eating contest?:lol:
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Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by soapy©
(Post 8274108)
whos pie?:unsure:
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Re: Bernie the midget
Bernie and Keith were out drinking
A boys night out, they were thinking They forgot about Polly Who was not very jolly From her wrath they are now shrinking! Polly needs a new drinking mate Cos now Bernie is leaving the State Keith might fit the bill He seems to think that he will But does he deserve that terrible fate! And just cos I'm half-plastered and had a really good afternoon...... this one is for my best friend - Bernie and Polly were friends Although leaving is what he intends She will miss him, we know But as time will show This is a loyalty that never ends. |
Re: Bernie the midget
i think im gawna vomit llf:lol:
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