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Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by Bernieboy
(Post 8307518)
There was a wee man called Bernie who did lose his lass,
but said **** it im off home business class, perhaps up there if i can show some class,i might get me a mile high piece of ass:lol: |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by welshviking
(Post 8307533)
well you have to have dreams I s'pose.....lol
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Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by Bernieboy
(Post 8307545)
Some lady CEO might be looking for a bit of rough,well i hope she gets it cause i is well posh like:p
wi a lassie that would pass as classy thing is though, he didnae think aboot the plane pub so he ended up blooturt on they whiskeys and the classy lassy said '**** you then' and went and got jiggy wi his mate, Ben |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by scottishcelts
(Post 8307569)
Bernie wants tae join the mile high club
wi a lassie that would pass as classy thing is though, he didnae think aboot the plane pub so he ended up blooturt on they whiskeys and the classy lassy said '**** you then' and went and got jiggy wi his mate, Ben |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by Bernieboy
(Post 8307582)
Good except for the last line so how about 'she went and got jiggy with his mate monypen':D
:lol: Em x |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by Bernieboy
(Post 8307545)
Some lady CEO might be looking for a bit of rough,well i hope she gets it cause i is well posh like:p
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Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by welshviking
(Post 8307589)
You'll be lucky if they don't throw you down to cattle class!
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Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by Bernieboy
(Post 8307597)
Look you shut it i is more posh than a street urchin like you:p
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Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by welshviking
(Post 8307589)
You'll be lucky if they don't throw you down to cattle class!
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Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by welshviking
(Post 8307603)
Coal troll if you don't mind.
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Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by Bernieboy
(Post 8307582)
Good except for the last line so how about 'she went and got jiggy with his mate monypen':D
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Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by welshviking
(Post 8307603)
Coal troll if you don't mind.
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Re: Bernie the midget
Oi ! Wheres ya poems then? stop the yabbing and get on with the arty-farty stuff! :frown:
Em x |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by emelems
(Post 8307634)
Oi ! Wheres ya poems then? stop the yabbing and get on with the arty-farty stuff! :frown:
Em x |
Re: Bernie the midget
Originally Posted by Pollyana
(Post 8307637)
Poem under wraps for another 27 das....might manage another limerick later though, laughing to much to think straight at the moment.......!
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