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soapy© Jan 21st 2010 6:35 am

Re: Bernie the midget
 

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8270124)
I am looking forward to having a fun night out at some stage, with Bb and Pol!
Polly sent me this pic of BB from their last session......

wow, how hes grown !

Pollyana Jan 21st 2010 6:38 am

Re: Bernie the midget
 

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 8269424)
Bernie and Pollyanna sitting in a tree
wan wi a broomstick and wan needin a pee
'ah cannae hod it in' says Bernie, tis aw rite for yi
'use ma stick then' says Polly, but remember the fee
'ah **** it' says Bernie, 'ah'll hide ma pishy undies behind ma knee'

:lol:


Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8270124)
I am looking forward to having a fun night out at some stage, with Bb and Pol!
Polly sent me this pic of BB from their last session......

:sneaky::thumbup:

kporte Jan 21st 2010 1:01 pm

Re: Bernie the midget
 
Bernie, a public apology for all the stick.....
You are a good sport mate!
I'm looking forward to having a soda pop with you soon:thumbup:

Bernie is just a bit smaller than me:o

scottishcelts Jan 21st 2010 1:05 pm

Re: Bernie the midget
 

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8271295)
Bernie, a public apology for all the stick.....
You are a good sport mate!
I'm looking forward to having a soda pop with you soon:thumbup:

Bernie is just a bit smaller than me:o

Bernie will be having the Guinness version of soda pop nae doubt :lol:

Bernieboy Jan 21st 2010 1:12 pm

Re: Bernie the midget
 

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8271295)
Bernie, a public apology for all the stick.....
You are a good sport mate!
I'm looking forward to having a soda pop with you soon:thumbup:

Bernie is just a bit smaller than me:o

I love it mate and really enjoyed the limericks:thumbsup:

Bernieboy Jan 21st 2010 1:14 pm

Re: Bernie the midget
 

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 8271302)
Bernie will be having the Guinness version of soda pop nae doubt :lol:

Aye none of that teetotal pish for me:D

kporte Jan 21st 2010 1:18 pm

Re: Bernie the midget
 

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8271325)
Aye none of that teetotal pish for me:D

Or me!:unsure:

emelems Jan 21st 2010 3:29 pm

Re: Bernie the midget
 
You know what, I love this thread! :thumbup:

:)

Em x

Bernieboy Jan 21st 2010 3:31 pm

Re: Bernie the midget
 

Originally Posted by emelems (Post 8271562)
You know what, I love this thread! :thumbup:

:)

Em x

We shite poets all love you too:wub:

kporte Jan 21st 2010 3:34 pm

Re: Bernie the midget
 

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8271569)
We shite poets all love you too:wub:

Oi leave her alone, she's mine :lol:

Bernieboy Jan 21st 2010 3:39 pm

Re: Bernie the midget
 

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8271573)
Oi leave her alone, she's mine :lol:

Im in better shape to handle her,yer a sick man and i dont think Ems is ready to be a nursemaid just yet:rofl:

kporte Jan 21st 2010 3:40 pm

Re: Bernie the midget
 

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8271580)
Im in better shape to handle her,yer a sick man and i dont think Ems is ready to be a nursemaid just yet:rofl:

I'd fight you for her but you are a trained killer.... How about a pie eating contest?:lol:

Bernieboy Jan 21st 2010 3:45 pm

Re: Bernie the midget
 

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8271581)
I'd fight you for her but you are a trained killer.... How about a pie eating contest?:lol:

:eek:You win.

kporte Jan 21st 2010 3:49 pm

Re: Bernie the midget
 

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8271589)
:eek:You win.

One look at me and you knew you were beat:lol:

kporte Jan 21st 2010 3:56 pm

Re: Bernie the midget
 
There was a battle between Bernie and Kporte,
For the heart of the fair maiden Ems,
We went at it with pies,
After various tries,
Bernie gave in because I can eat a lot more pies than him and he knows this so god knows why he agreed to a pie eating contest when a physical trial would have been far more advantageous to him with a man in poor physical condition and recovering from a life threatening illness.


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