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Re: Bernie the midget

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Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8307800)

One night just for a laugh,i invited Ems round to my gaff.
strip poker was the game to be had,
cause i was feeling a wee bit bad,
she pulled out my joker.
so i then had to poke her,
and she left in the morning far from sad:wub:

:rofl: love it!

Re: Bernie the midget

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Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8307800)

Nah, it was pocket 8's that lost my virtue the other day! ;)

Em x

Re: Bernie the midget

Emelems was just right poker mad
She couldnt cope with the fact she was bad
The cards weren't that kind
She got herself in a bind
Thank gawd she didnt bet that much, she was glad!

Em x

Re: Bernie the midget

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Originally Posted by emelems (Post 8307871)

Emelems was just right poker mad
She couldnt cope with the fact she was bad
The cards weren't that kind
She got herself in a bind
Thank gawd she didnt bet that much, she was glad!

Em x

Good try babe but yer rubbish:rofl::wub:

Re: Bernie the midget

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Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8307898)

Good try babe but yer rubbish:rofl::wub:

I am :o I am now dedicating 2010 to improving :thumbup: I shall spend much more time up the pub drinking and gambling!

hehe!

Em x

Re: Bernie the midget

Polly needed a new drinking mate
Kporte said, well I'm in a bit of a state
I'm supposed to drink coke
And I'm in need of a poke
But a few w(h)ines would be really great :rofl:

Re: Bernie the midget

I would have love to have caught up with you mate befor you left.
please keep in touch
awra best wee man:thumbup:

Re: Bernie the midget

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Originally Posted by soapyÂ© (Post 8376198)

I would have love to have caught up with you mate befor you left.
please keep in touch
awra best wee man:thumbup:

Call that a limerick? :sneaky:

Re: Bernie the midget

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Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8376226)

Call that a limerick? :sneaky:

if i think it is, IT IS OK lol:p

Re: Bernie the midget

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if i think it is, IT IS OK lol:p

:lol::lol:

Re: Bernie the midget

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Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8260846)

Told ya, mine's under wraps till he leaves :p

so is my poem :o :sneaky:

Well, its close enough to March :cry_smile: and I've given Bernie the full version of the poem, so here's the shortened version........

The witch is astride
This night for to ride,
Bernie and Polly together ;
Seedy pubs, dodgy bars
Calling taxis under the stars
Though ne'er so foul be the weather

We will meet again
Though Buddha only knows when
And it probably won't be the same
You'll have a new life
Maybe a new wife?!
But I hope you'll remember my name

Hope you have a good flight
Heading north through the night
Just savour each moment my friend
Sit back and relax
As a Business Class pax
Thats your time in Bris at an end

I guess you might just come back
With your trusty rucksack
Exploring yet another new city
Itâ€™s a big mystery
What your new path will be
But Iâ€™m sure the girls you find there will be pretty!

(humble apologies to Robert Herrick for stuffing around with his poem yet again!)