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British Expats (https://britishexpats.com/forum/)

- The Barbie (https://britishexpats.com/forum/barbie-92/)

- - Bernie the midget (https://britishexpats.com/forum/barbie-92/bernie-midget-649700/)

Bernieboy

Feb 2nd 2010 10:09 pm

Re: Bernie the midget

There was a wee woman called Ems,
who wanted to get her hands on BB's gems,
she turned up at his place all in a fluster,
so a pole dance was all she could muster,
BB says to himself is this it,
shit i cant even see any tit.
so 5 bucks was all he did he thrust her:wub:

Pollyana

Feb 2nd 2010 10:11 pm

Re: Bernie the midget

Polly liked to cook a good stew
In went the newts, toads, and mice,
She needed some flavour
Just something to savour
Nice dish for later, leprechaun with rice

:rofl:

scottishcelts

Feb 2nd 2010 10:12 pm

Re: Bernie the midget

Quote:

Originally Posted by emelems (Post 8307634)

Oi ! Wheres ya poems then? stop the yabbing and get on with the arty-farty stuff! :frown:

Em x

Emelems is such a bossy mare
she telt us aff fur havin a laff
so we huffed and we puffed
then telt her tae go get stuffed,
she ran oot, fell over - we wur aw chuffed

;):wub::o

welshviking

Feb 2nd 2010 10:13 pm

Re: Bernie the midget

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8307627)

I hear your a slow burner alright but do enjoy a good stoking:wub:

Poking rather than a stoking actually.;)

Bernieboy

Feb 2nd 2010 10:15 pm

Re: Bernie the midget

Quote:

Originally Posted by welshviking (Post 8307671)

Poking rather than a stoking actually.;)

So you are the original pokie:p

emelems

Feb 2nd 2010 10:15 pm

Re: Bernie the midget

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 8307666)

Emelems is such a bossy mare
she telt us aff fur havin a laff
so we huffed and we puffed
then telt her tae go get stuffed,
she ran oot, fell over - we wur aw chuffed

;):wub::o

:rofl:

scottishcelts

Feb 2nd 2010 10:16 pm

Re: Bernie the midget

Quote:

Originally Posted by emelems (Post 8307679)

:rofl:

:wub::thumbsup:

emelems

Feb 2nd 2010 10:19 pm

Re: Bernie the midget

I am in the middle of composing your one SC!!

There was a young girl called ScottishCelts
Who thought that she might just melt
Australia was too hot
She got her knickers in a knot
.................................................. ........................

Yep, am missing the last line of the limerick... hmmmm...

scottishcelts

Feb 2nd 2010 10:20 pm

Re: Bernie the midget

Quote:

Originally Posted by emelems (Post 8307695)

...so she took them off (as she does) and instead decided to flash her bott :thumbsup:

Bernieboy

Feb 2nd 2010 10:21 pm

Re: Bernie the midget

Quote:

Originally Posted by emelems (Post 8307695)

So she was just happy to have her arse felt:wub:

welshviking

Feb 2nd 2010 10:21 pm

Re: Bernie the midget

Quote:

Originally Posted by emelems (Post 8307695)

There was a young girl called ScottishCelts
Who thought that she might just melt
Australia was too hot
She got her knickers in a knot

But she still liked the way her minge felt!

emelems

Feb 2nd 2010 10:23 pm

Re: Bernie the midget

:wub:

Ya all hallarious! lmao!

Em x

emelems

Feb 2nd 2010 10:25 pm

Re: Bernie the midget

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8307653)

:eek: :thumbup: hehe!

Pollyana

Feb 2nd 2010 10:45 pm

Re: Bernie the midget

To stop him from coming to harm
Kporte went out to a farm
Wanting the foot off a rabbit
Fell over trying to grab it
So much for his lucky charm :ohmy:

Bernieboy

Feb 2nd 2010 10:46 pm

Re: Bernie the midget

One night just for a laugh,i invited Ems round to my gaff.
strip poker was the game to be had,
cause i was feeling a wee bit bad,
she pulled out my joker.
so i then had to poke her,
and she left in the morning far from sad:wub:

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