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fairwayskid Jan 17th 2010 1:11 am

Re: Bernie the midget
 

Originally Posted by soapy© (Post 8256275)
you must be related lol. :lol:
we had a laugh last night. before he arrive we had told someone that had never met him that he was this tall (holding an arm about 2 foot off the grond. then someone said, awe come on hes not that small, so we said well ok, maybe this hight and held an arm about 3 foot off the ground. then when he walked in they burst out laughing. they did expect a miget :rofl:

Its no wonder poor Bernie is going home. Hope you got him a warm jacket from the teddy bears shop:lol:

Paddy:thumbup:

soapy© Jan 17th 2010 1:14 am

Re: Bernie the midget
 

Originally Posted by fairwayskid (Post 8256278)
Its no wonder poor Bernie is going home. Hope you got him a warm jacket from the teddy bears shop:lol:

Paddy:thumbup:

Ha, i should have:lol::lol:

fairwayskid Jan 17th 2010 1:16 am

Re: Bernie the midget
 

Originally Posted by soapy© (Post 8256282)
Ha, i should have:lol::lol:

It would have shrank in the wash:p

Paddy:thumbup:

scottishcelts Jan 17th 2010 1:20 am

Re: Bernie the midget
 

Originally Posted by fairwayskid (Post 8256278)
Its no wonder poor Bernie is going home. Hope you got him a warm jacket from the teddy bears shop:lol:

Paddy:thumbup:

Teddy bears shop? :ohmy: He'd rather eat shite ;):D

It would have to be green :rofl:

fairwayskid Jan 17th 2010 1:28 am

Re: Bernie the midget
 

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 8256295)
Teddy bears shop? :ohmy: He'd rather eat shite ;):D

It would have to be green :rofl:

I am sure he has done that after a couple of bad pints of the black stuff;)

Paddy:thumbup:

Bix Jan 17th 2010 1:28 am

Re: Bernie the midget
 
I aint saying Bernie is short cos I never met him.

But I heard people use stilts to tower over others.

Whereas Bernie uses them so he can talk with your kneecaps.

fairwayskid Jan 17th 2010 1:31 am

Re: Bernie the midget
 

Originally Posted by Bix (Post 8256311)
I aint saying Bernie is short cos I never met him.

But I heard people use stilts to tower over others.

Whereas Bernie uses them so he can talk with your kneecaps.

Hey Bix

They were not stilts they were chop sticks :lol:

Paddy:thumbup:

Bix Jan 17th 2010 1:38 am

Re: Bernie the midget
 

Originally Posted by fairwayskid (Post 8256320)
Hey Bix

They were not stilts they were chop sticks :lol:

Paddy:thumbup:


:lol::lol::lol:

Pollyana Jan 17th 2010 2:41 am

Re: Bernie the midget
 
God you lot are rotten! Taking the p*ss out of my best mate like that. :lol:

I'm not posting my poem on here, even though its a good one, cos he ain't leaving till March so it stays under wraps till then, tough :p

Bernieboy Jan 17th 2010 10:09 am

Re: Bernie the midget
 
Im flatttered, YA BASTARDS:lol:

soapy© Jan 17th 2010 7:52 pm

Re: Bernie the midget
 

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8257447)
Im flatttered, YA BASTARDS:lol:

we love to have a go at each other pal, but its been great, just wish i spent more time with ya:)

Pollyana Jan 17th 2010 10:52 pm

Re: Bernie the midget
 

Originally Posted by soapy© (Post 8258304)
we love to have a go at each other pal, but its been great, just wish i spent more time with ya:)

He might just be persuaded to have a leaving do.......

soapy© Jan 17th 2010 11:17 pm

Re: Bernie the midget
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8258784)
He might just be persuaded to have a leaving do.......

aye, he can turn up after we have left lol:lol:

Bix Jan 17th 2010 11:19 pm

Re: Bernie the midget
 

Originally Posted by soapy© (Post 8258855)
aye, he can turn up after we have left lol:lol:

Or he can leave then you can have the do. :D

soapy© Jan 17th 2010 11:24 pm

Re: Bernie the midget
 

Originally Posted by Bix (Post 8258862)
Or he can leave then you can have the do. :D

oh we have planned that already:lol:


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