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-   The Barbie (https://britishexpats.com/forum/barbie-92/)
-   -   Bernie the midget (https://britishexpats.com/forum/barbie-92/bernie-midget-649700/)

kporte Jan 18th 2010 9:52 pm
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8261901)
You started it:D
:ohmy: Did not!

Bernieboy Jan 18th 2010 9:53 pm
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8261907)
:ohmy: Did not!
Go to bed with no supper:frown:

kporte Jan 18th 2010 9:54 pm
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8261909)
Go to bed with no supper:frown:
You saying I'm fat again? :D

Pollyana Jan 18th 2010 9:59 pm
Re: Bernie the midget
 
There once was a nurse called Bernie
Who came south on a very long journey
But Brisbane was kak
So he plans to go back
Even if he's carried out on a gurney





(quiet night at work so far, in case you hadn't guessed :sneaky:)

Bernieboy Jan 18th 2010 10:01 pm
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8261912)
You saying I'm fat again? :D
What ya mean again,you've been fat since i met ya:lol:

Bernieboy Jan 18th 2010 10:02 pm
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8261924)
There once was a nurse called Bernie
Who came south on a very long journey
But Brisbane was kak
So he plans to go back
Even if he's carried out on a gurney





(quiet night at work so far, in case you hadn't guessed :sneaky:)
Like it:thumbup:

Pollyana Jan 18th 2010 10:06 pm
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8261930)
Like it:thumbup:
Ooh, thank you Sir :o

kporte Jan 18th 2010 10:11 pm
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8261929)
What ya mean again,you've been fat since i met ya:lol:
Relaxed muscle.:sneaky:

Peepster Jan 18th 2010 10:11 pm
Re: Bernie the midget
 
His name is little Bernie Boy
And he gives us girls a lot of joy
Even though he can be a codger
We don’t care cos of his big todger

Bernieboy Jan 18th 2010 10:14 pm
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by Peepster (Post 8261955)
His name is little Bernie Boy
And he gives us girls a lot of joy
Even though he can be a codger
We don’t care cos of his big todger
Now we are talking:lol:

kporte Jan 18th 2010 10:16 pm
Re: Bernie the midget
 
In the midst of the darkness last night,
Young Bernie did switch on the light,
He had sprained his wee pinkie,
Whilst stroking his winkie,
But everything came out all right!

Bernieboy Jan 18th 2010 10:18 pm
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8261970)
In the midst of the darkness last night,
Young Bernie did switch on the light,
He had sprained his wee pinkie,
Whilst stroking his winkie,
But everything came out all right!
Cause yer missus was holding me tight:rofl:

Pollyana Jan 18th 2010 10:20 pm
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Girls seem to think Bernie is cute
And pretty amusing to boot
He spins them a line
Most of the time
Anything to get his hands on their loot..........:ohmy:

kporte Jan 18th 2010 10:21 pm
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8261979)
Cause yer missus was holding me tight:rofl:
Cheating, a limerick must have 5 lines :lol:

Bernieboy Jan 18th 2010 10:24 pm
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8261988)
Cheating, a limerick must have 5 lines :lol:
Only took me 4 lines to pull her i saved the last one for you:rofl:


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