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British Expats (https://britishexpats.com/forum/)
-   The Barbie (https://britishexpats.com/forum/barbie-92/)
-   -   Bernie the midget (https://britishexpats.com/forum/barbie-92/bernie-midget-649700/)

Bernieboy Jan 18th 2010 3:31 pm
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Back online again so give it yer best shots:D

Bix Jan 18th 2010 4:59 pm
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8261166)
Back online again so give it yer best shots:D

Damn.
Did Polly block the wrong IP address?

Bernieboy Jan 18th 2010 5:12 pm
Re: Bernie the midget
 
There's a wee baldy man fae scotland called Soapy who we all know can be a bit dopey,
so much so that in his hoose he thinks he's king when we all know the real boss is Pauline:p

kporte Jan 18th 2010 5:23 pm
Re: Bernie the midget
 
There once was a young man called Bernie,
who went on a bit of a journey,
he joined the Legion,
In a Southern French region,
and married a camel called Earnie!

Pollyana Jan 18th 2010 5:27 pm
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8261315)
There once was a young man called Bernie,
who went on a bit of a journey,
he joined the Legion,
In a Southern French region,
and married a camel called Earnie!
http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif

Bernieboy Jan 18th 2010 5:32 pm
Re: Bernie the midget
 
There's an eejit called Kporte who to the hospital he had to report.
his wedding tackle in a mess,
the surgeons tried their best but he has now taken the name Karen and wearing a dress.

kporte Jan 18th 2010 5:34 pm
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8261322)
There's an eejit called Kporte who to the hospital he had to report.
his wedding tackle in a mess,
the surgeons tried their best but he has now taken the name Karen and wearing a dress.
It's nice and cool in the summer though.....:o

Bernieboy Jan 18th 2010 5:36 pm
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Two boys from scotland called Soapy and Bix who liked to play with each others dicks,til Pauline and Gill found out,now from the closet they are out.

Pollyana Jan 18th 2010 5:42 pm
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by Bix (Post 8261279)
Damn.
Did Polly block the wrong IP address?
No, I banned one....but then I realised he was using my computer so I had actually banned myself http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif

Bernieboy Jan 18th 2010 6:46 pm
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Bumpity bump Kporte needs a jump.

kporte Jan 18th 2010 6:48 pm
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8261431)
Bumpity bump Kporte needs a jump.
You offering?

Pollyana Jan 18th 2010 8:32 pm
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Arriving in Brisbane one day
Bernie looked at BE and said "Hey.....
There's a Meet Up tonight,
Shall I go? I just might..."
But getting home? He'd forgotten the way.....



:p :sneaky:

Bernieboy Jan 18th 2010 9:41 pm
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8261439)
You offering?
Nah mate,yer short AND ugly,unlike me being short AND cute:p

kporte Jan 18th 2010 9:44 pm
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8261877)
Nah mate,yer short AND ugly,unlike me being short AND cute:p
Kicking me when I'm down again, have you no shame! :lol:

Bernieboy Jan 18th 2010 9:48 pm
Re: Bernie the midget
 
Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8261886)
Kicking me when I'm down again, have you no shame! :lol:
You started it:D


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