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Old Feb 25th 2013 | 8:53 am
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What do you call and Afghani with a black eye?
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BIN LEATHERED


What do you call a scouser with an O Level
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LYING BLEEDER.



What do you call a scouser with a shell suit ?
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THE BRIDE.


What do you call a scouser in a semi-detached house ?
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A BURGLAR.


What do you call a scouser in a suit ?
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THE ACCUSED.


What do you call a man with a registration plate on his head?
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REG. IF HE IS RELATED R REG.
 
Old Feb 25th 2013 | 8:55 am
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If offended by swear words or sexist jokes - don't click the spoiler.


What do you call a hundred naked women laying on top of each other?
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Spoiler:
A block of flaps


What do you call a fanny with teeth?
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A vicious ******
 
Old Feb 25th 2013 | 8:58 am
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Let's see how far we can take this... (any mods listening???)

What do you call a woman with two c***s?

Mrs. Neville



What do you call a black guy flying a plane?

A pilot, you ****ing racist.
 
Old Feb 25th 2013 | 9:01 am
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Default Re: a joke

Originally Posted by Greenhill
Let's see how far we can take this... (any mods listening???)
I've got a meeting I've got to get into but sure I'll think of some more to put in later on or tomorrow.

Unless we are reprimanded by the mods
 
Old Feb 25th 2013 | 9:02 am
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What do you call a pointless race that covers 2,200 miles throughout France?

Spoiler:

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Old Feb 25th 2013 | 9:17 am
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Originally Posted by Animal
What do you call a deer with one eye
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A one Eyed Dear.


What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
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No Idea


What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs
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Still no Idea
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs and no penis.

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Still no fcking idea.
 
Old Feb 25th 2013 | 9:28 am
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Originally Posted by Greenhill
Let's see how far we can take this... (any mods listening???)

What do you call a woman with two c***s?

Mrs. Neville



What do you call a black guy flying a plane?

A pilot, you ****ing racist.
I am now.

Do I have to get my redacting pen out. Please, spare me the trouble.

"Its a joke" is of course the most feeble and week minded defence of sexist racist or homophobic statements out there. Need I say more? Or I could just move this to TIO and wash my hands of it....

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Old Feb 25th 2013 | 9:32 am
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Of course not.

(But I know that Neville one made you smirk, just a little.)

Originally Posted by iaink
I am now.

Do I have to get my redacting pen out. Please, spare me the trouble.

"Its a joke" is of course the most feeble and week minded defence of sexist racist or homophobic statements out there. Need I say more?
 
Old Feb 25th 2013 | 9:34 am
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Originally Posted by Greenhill
Of course not.

(But I know that Neville one made you smirk, just a little.)
Maybe just a little

Im still not clicking on any of your spoilers though, so you can probably get away with murder that way
 
Old Feb 26th 2013 | 4:07 am
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What do you call a lion wearing a trendy hat?

A dandy lion.
 
Old Feb 26th 2013 | 4:17 am
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Whats the difference between a policemans truncheon and a magicans wand?


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One's used for cunning stunts, and the other is used for
Spoiler:
ahem, apprehending criminals
 
Old Feb 26th 2013 | 12:19 pm
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Originally Posted by Greenhill
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug.
What do you call a man without a shovel on his head?

Douglas.
 
Old Feb 26th 2013 | 1:53 pm
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Originally Posted by misplacedheidi
What do you call a man without a shovel on his head?

Douglas.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Spoiler:
Cliff
 
Old Feb 26th 2013 | 2:07 pm
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What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Spoiler:
Stu



What do you call a gay dinosaur?

Spoiler:
Megasoreass
 
Old Feb 26th 2013 | 3:23 pm
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Default Re: a joke

Originally Posted by iaink
Whats the difference between a policemans truncheon and a magicans wand?


Spoiler:
One's used for cunning stunts, and the other is used for
Spoiler:
ahem, apprehending criminals
I heard a variation of this one and realize now that I never got the implied punchline. Now I know that the Playboy Mansion has an array of stunning criminals.
 


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