a joke
Nov 29th 2013 | 5:02 pm
#376
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Re: a joke
I like my tea like I like my women.
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Dec 2nd 2013 | 2:12 am
#377
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Dec 2nd 2013 | 8:04 am
#379
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Re: a joke
How do you confuse a woman?
Chocolate shoes.
Chocolate shoes.
Dec 3rd 2013 | 1:29 pm
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Re: a joke
Dec 14th 2013 | 1:46 pm
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Re: a joke
Not a joke as such, but a scene from a movie. The Extraordinary Adventures Of Adele Blanc-Sec.
Ramses and other mummies have come to life and are outside The Louvre of the early 1900s. Impressed with the courtyard, Ramses quips "We should build a pyramid here. It would be a fine addition."
Ramses and other mummies have come to life and are outside The Louvre of the early 1900s. Impressed with the courtyard, Ramses quips "We should build a pyramid here. It would be a fine addition."
Dec 14th 2013 | 1:52 pm
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Re: a joke
Another movie scene - The Valet - French comedy.
Elderly man in a book shop walks to cash desk carrying a book. He's known to the assistant.
"Is this any good?"
"Yes, you bought it last month and you told me you read it in one sitting."
"Did I really? How strange. I still have all my marbles but I have no recollection of that at all. Oh well, Just give me a lamb chop then."
Elderly man in a book shop walks to cash desk carrying a book. He's known to the assistant.
"Is this any good?"
"Yes, you bought it last month and you told me you read it in one sitting."
"Did I really? How strange. I still have all my marbles but I have no recollection of that at all. Oh well, Just give me a lamb chop then."
Dec 25th 2013 | 1:54 am
#383
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Re: a joke
I was sitting at the computer last night and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. "Just looking for cheap flights, I said." She said, "Oh darling, you're just amazing!", then ripped both our clothes off and we had frantic passionate sex. I'm not complaining, but it seemed odd since she'd never shown any interest in darts before.
Dec 25th 2013 | 2:38 am
#384
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Re: a joke
How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi got for Christmas?
Dec 25th 2013 | 3:06 am
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Dec 25th 2013 | 3:18 am
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Dec 25th 2013 | 12:17 pm
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Re: a joke
In a survey, it was discovered that 53% of scousers had had sex in the shower.
The other 47% had never been to prison!
The other 47% had never been to prison!
