a joke
Nov 13th 2012 | 2:09 pm
#1
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From: Calgary
a joke
What's a shih Tzu?
A zoo with no animals.
A zoo with no animals.
Nov 14th 2012 | 2:18 am
#3
Nuther day in paradise.ca
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Posts: 7,269
From: Ajax, Ontario
Re: a joke
I went to my doctor and told him I have broken my arm in two places.
He said don't go back to them two places.
Bum tish
He said don't go back to them two places.
Bum tish
Nov 14th 2012 | 2:21 am
#4
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Posts: 16,344
From: Regina Saskatchewan
Re: a joke
I was an ugly baby, when I played in the sandbox the cat kept trying to cover me up.
Nov 14th 2012 | 2:26 am
#5
Pictou County Superstarâ„¢
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From: On top of the Green hill, NS
Re: a joke
How many Apple owners does it take to change a light bulb?
Spoiler:
Nov 14th 2012 | 3:51 am
#6
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Posts: 11,708
From: White Rock BC
Re: a joke
How do you get two whales in a mini?
Accross the Severn Bridge.
Accross the Severn Bridge.
Nov 14th 2012 | 4:07 am
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From: On top of the Green hill, NS
Re: a joke
Two nuns in a bath.
One says "Where's the soap?"
The other replies "Yes, it does, doesn't it."
One says "Where's the soap?"
The other replies "Yes, it does, doesn't it."
Nov 14th 2012 | 4:56 am
#9
Concierge
Joined: Jun 2011
Posts: 8,320
From: Oakville, ON, CA
Re: a joke
What kind of snack is old, but good for you?
A grannyola bar.
A grannyola bar.
Nov 14th 2012 | 4:58 am
#10
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Posts: 16,344
From: Regina Saskatchewan
Re: a joke
The bartender says, "We don't get many time travellers in here."
Two time travellers walk into a bar.
Two time travellers walk into a bar.
Nov 14th 2012 | 5:44 am
#11
Tea Drinker
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Posts: 5,387
From: Kamloops, BC
Re: a joke
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
Because it's a little meteor.
Nov 14th 2012 | 5:49 am
#12
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Posts: 20,188
Re: a joke
What's the differenece between toast and Italians?
You can make soldiers out of toast
What's a Hindu?
Lays eggs
What do you give a man who has everything?
Antibiotics.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Wall-Mart?
He heard boys' pants were half off.
You can make soldiers out of toast
What's a Hindu?
Lays eggs
What do you give a man who has everything?
Antibiotics.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Wall-Mart?
He heard boys' pants were half off.
Nov 14th 2012 | 6:07 am
#13
Slob
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Posts: 6,345
From: Ottineau
Re: a joke
An incurable romantic.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
He was stuck in the chicken.
Nov 14th 2012 | 7:12 am
#14
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Posts: 5,709
From: TORONTO- yay!!!
Re: a joke
Two fish in a tank ,
one says to the other "So, how'd you drive this thing?"
one says to the other "So, how'd you drive this thing?"
Nov 14th 2012 | 7:30 am
#15
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Posts: 230
Re: a joke
One female terrorist shows her rucksack to another and says:
'Does my bomb look big in this.'
'Does my bomb look big in this.'
