a joke
#16
Re: a joke
A woman goes into a bar.
Barman says "Why the long face?"
...an hour later he wished he hadn't asked.
A woman goes into a bar.
Barman says "Why the long face?"
Barman says "Why the long face?"
...an hour later he wished he hadn't asked.
A woman goes into a bar.
Barman says "Why the long face?"
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#20
Re: a joke
A lesbian walks into a Muslim barber shop and ask for a hair cut.
The Muslim barber says I can't do that ma'am I cannot touch strange women's hair.
Lesbian sues barber for sex discrimination.
(True) Love to be a fly on the wall in that court. :@)
The Muslim barber says I can't do that ma'am I cannot touch strange women's hair.
Lesbian sues barber for sex discrimination.
(True) Love to be a fly on the wall in that court. :@)
#21
Slob
Joined: Sep 2009
Location: Ottineau
Posts: 6,342
Re: a joke
Frappe! Frappe!
Qui est la?
Lost.
Lost qui?
Yes.
Qui est la?
Lost.
Lost qui?
Yes.
#22
Banned
Joined: Aug 2009
Location: Keswick, ON
Posts: 237
Re: a joke
[QUOTE=iaink;10382543]What's brown and sticky?
What`s sticky and brown ?
A sticky stick.
What`s the difference between a buffalo and a bison ?
You can`t wash your hands in a buffalo.
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What`s sticky and brown ?
A sticky stick.
What`s the difference between a buffalo and a bison ?
You can`t wash your hands in a buffalo.
#23
Re: a joke
Who are the most decent people in a hospital?
The ultrasound people
What’s short, green and goes camping?
A boy sprout
What do you do if a bird craps on your car?
Don’t take her out again
How do you make a dog drink?
Put it in a blender.
The ultrasound people
What’s short, green and goes camping?
A boy sprout
What do you do if a bird craps on your car?
Don’t take her out again
How do you make a dog drink?
Put it in a blender.
#24
Binned by Muderators
Joined: Jul 2007
Location: White Rock BC
Posts: 11,682
Re: a joke
The lastest football results:
Real Madrid - 1 : Surreal Madrid - Fish.
Real Madrid - 1 : Surreal Madrid - Fish.
#25
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 14,227
Re: a joke
Anyone here the joke about the woman with oak breast implants?
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