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Old Nov 14th 2012, 7:47 pm
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A woman goes into a bar.

Barman says "Why the long face?"

...an hour later he wished he hadn't asked.



A woman goes into a bar.

Barman says "Why the long face?"

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Woman replies "Because my mother was raped by a horse."
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Old Nov 14th 2012, 7:49 pm
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How do you get an emo kid out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Old Nov 15th 2012, 2:50 am
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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Doorbell repair man.
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Old Nov 15th 2012, 10:18 am
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What's black and screams like a pig?

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Stevie Wonder answering a steam iron.
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Old Nov 15th 2012, 11:28 am
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A lesbian walks into a Muslim barber shop and ask for a hair cut.

The Muslim barber says I can't do that ma'am I cannot touch strange women's hair.

Lesbian sues barber for sex discrimination.

(True) Love to be a fly on the wall in that court. :@)
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Old Nov 15th 2012, 11:45 am
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Frappe! Frappe!
Qui est la?
Lost.
Lost qui?
Yes.
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Old Nov 15th 2012, 2:31 pm
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[QUOTE=iaink;10382543]What's brown and sticky?
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A stick


What`s sticky and brown ?

A sticky stick.


What`s the difference between a buffalo and a bison ?

You can`t wash your hands in a buffalo.
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Old Nov 15th 2012, 4:03 pm
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Who are the most decent people in a hospital?
The ultrasound people

What’s short, green and goes camping?
A boy sprout

What do you do if a bird craps on your car?
Don’t take her out again

How do you make a dog drink?
Put it in a blender.
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Old Nov 15th 2012, 5:13 pm
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The lastest football results:

Real Madrid - 1 : Surreal Madrid - Fish.
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Old Nov 15th 2012, 6:34 pm
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Anyone here the joke about the woman with oak breast implants?

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Me neither, but it would be funny wooden tit
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Old Nov 15th 2012, 6:39 pm
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Originally Posted by Alan2005
Anyone here the joke about the woman with oak breast implants?

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Me neither, but it would be funny wooden tit
That's acorny one and no mistake.
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Old Nov 15th 2012, 7:20 pm
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Oh, leaf it out

Originally Posted by Jingsamichty
That's acorny one and no mistake.
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Old Nov 15th 2012, 7:55 pm
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Originally Posted by Greenhill
Oh, leaf it out
Oakay. Anything fir a quiet life.
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Old Nov 15th 2012, 8:22 pm
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Originally Posted by Alan2005
Anyone here the joke about the woman with oak breast implants?

Spoiler:
Me neither, but it would be funny wooden tit
Originally Posted by Jingsamichty
That's acorny one and no mistake.
Originally Posted by Greenhill
Oh, leaf it out
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Oakay. Anything fir a quiet life.
I wooden have expected this from you lot. You guys are conkers.
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Old Nov 15th 2012, 9:06 pm
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So what did you expect when you logged on here? Our attitudes might not be treemendous but at least we're trying to branch out.

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I wooden have expected this from you lot. You guys are conkers.
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