Originally Posted by Icarus

yeah , i just been told off for having too much . might have to stop it .

Originally Posted by Fly Away

OMG - I think you're worse than me.I'll instruct the police to dig up the patio after 24 hours then. Thanks for the run down of your movements, it'll stop us worrying.:

Thanks for looking after me, but at least you will know where I am if you miss me

PMSL - I'd get the DTs too....:

:rofl

LOL - how come Jason, your sign in name sake, doesn't make an appearance???:

Too busy at the min with the 16 year olds lap top, the last PC he (16 year old) had went pop after he was downloading porn So Jason spends ages keeping on top of antivirus and child security, BUT Tom seems to be a bit clever at IT an can usually get round what ever Jason does I read bits to Jason and I think he might come on here if I didn't hog it as much

I'm going to print a pic of St Nic off the pc tonight and bury it at midnight - do you think that will work - I'll light a candle and wish on my angel too - I've already eatn my choccie tonight...:

Originally Posted by Fly Away

I was drinking every night on here too - but packed in for a month before my meds and now only drink 2 glasses of wine a week in the house. (Rule doesn't apply if I go out. Have felt a lot better - dont think the alc was helping really....

Originally Posted by Jasonmb

I have to stop, my belly and bottom are getting HUGE, even the kids are now starting to comment

Originally Posted by Icarus

I'll get a new frock

Originally Posted by Jasonmb

Right more mad news from me, I know I suggested the guardian angels and well mine definitley wasn't listening, then the Easter Bunny, but I am now in a size 14 from a 12 so think I need to give that one up.

BUT........................., someone has suggested that I should bury a Saint Nicholas in my garden. Apparently she knew someone who did this everytime she needed to sell her house and always succeeded...... It was suggested that I have nothing to loose and she is right so guess who will be finding a St Nick tomorrow after the hairdressers (desperatley need to cover my grey).

Originally Posted by Fly Away

BTW St Nic is my saint - I'm named after Santa.... (My Mother was Dutch!)

Originally Posted by Jasonmb

Have already found a santa ornament in daugthers bedroom, and have printed a picture of St Nic (not dressed as santa) off the net, will put both in a freezer bag and bury in the garden tomorrow, bit dark now, just hope dog doesn't dig them up. Fingers crossed

The mad woman

Originally Posted by Jasonmb

I have to stop, my belly and bottom are getting HUGE, even the kids are now starting to comment.

Originally Posted by Off2Oz

. Some people just don't get irony. :



You're gonna bury Santa. :



*waves* Hi Santa. :



Okaay. Have fun with that.



My wonderful son likes to point out that his mummy has big bottom. I DO NOT.

I really can't keep up with you lot. Stop talking.

Originally Posted by Jasonmb

Hi

I am still here, I really should sleep on a night, considering the times I go to bed Anyhow I have been investigating this Santa / St Nic thingy and wonder if my German cousin has got it wrong, or if my theory that my family are coming up with bizarre things to see how far I will go is true

But having re-searched this for us all, it seems that it is in fact St Joseph who we need to bury, then when we have sold, we need to dig him up and take him to our new home. Here is a link to a website where you can buy a kit http://ship-of-fools.com/Gadgets/House/059.html, its oliy $3.99, got to be cheaper than dropping another £25,000

And the link to the site with how you should bury him, seems to make a difference you know http://www.snopes.com/luck/stjoseph.asp

OK, I think I need help now, I have really lost it

Originally Posted by ozzieclare2b

Hi guys just a quick update we are are exchanging contracts on thursday and completing 4th of april so its all moving now. Having a bit of a wobble about it all but sure it will work out!! x clare

Originally Posted by Icarus

Right , Newspaper are here week thursday .... i'm on my way then to be the next Jez Pacman

the world is my lobster

i dunno what to wear tho

Originally Posted by Fly Away

Now you tell us!!! At least I hadn't already gone out at midnight or buried myself up to the neck..... I will have to check out those links... I'm bloomin desperate now. OH's middle name is Joseph - Do you think I can bury him?????

Originally Posted by Gonnago

Originally Posted by Jasonmb

I know, but I can't help it if I get duff info from the family:, next time I will investigate further, I promise:. Saturday is going to be fun, might have to record all the suggestions from family, A - so that I can remember them and B - so that I can check them before sharing them and looking like a right numpty when I get it wrong:

As for burying the other half, at this moment in time if Jason's middle name was Joseph I WOULD be burying him so that one is up to you:l:

Originally Posted by Icarus

why of course good thinking

Originally Posted by Fly Away

Morning all, not the first I see!

Going okay - come to a bit of a standstill, only so much we can do till tomorrow night and Thursday morning as we still need stuff. We'll get there...bought our buyers a bottle of champagne today, they are prob really excited as they dont even live together yet

Hope it's going OK H - I bet you'll be glad when it's all over! Not long now.

the mankini?

PMSL.

Originally Posted by Icarus

Morning FA , no news on anything ..... although i am going for my breakfast & a pint of Guinness in town soon .... thats good news

Originally Posted by Fly Away

I thought you said you were cutting back on the booze yesterday??? Or was that just yesterday??

Originally Posted by Icarus

tomorrow

Originally Posted by Fly Away

That explains it then....

Originally Posted by Icarus

what you doin today ? any news ?