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Originally Posted by bundy
Never stopped you before, G.
You just have to layer it with smutty innuendo and double entendres so that we have no doubt as to what you mean, but you don't have to say it.....
Go on, give it a go....![Wink](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
You just have to layer it with smutty innuendo and double entendres so that we have no doubt as to what you mean, but you don't have to say it.....
Go on, give it a go....
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Are you listening? Here goes...........
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Originally Posted by bundy
Never stopped you before, G.
You just have to layer it with smutty innuendo and double entendres so that we have no doubt as to what you mean, but you don't have to say it.....
Go on, give it a go....![Wink](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
You just have to layer it with smutty innuendo and double entendres so that we have no doubt as to what you mean, but you don't have to say it.....
Go on, give it a go....
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( Or should that be Mistress?
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Originally Posted by Grayling
OK I'll whisper it to you.
Are you listening? Here goes...........
G
Are you listening? Here goes...........
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Originally Posted by Covenant
Careful G, Bundy's a master at luring men to their unsuspecting fate. :scared:
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Originally Posted by bundy
Nope, didn't quite catch that G. Bit louder
Ready? Here goes..............
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Originally Posted by Grayling
Put your ear a bit closer.
Ready? Here goes..............
G
Ready? Here goes..............
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Closer to what?
Will I hear the sea too?
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Originally Posted by bundy
Closer to what?
Will I hear the sea too?
Will I hear the sea too?
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You may hear the odd swishing sound. A bit like the sea
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Originally Posted by Grayling
To my lips of course
You may hear the odd swishing sound. A bit like the sea
G
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You may hear the odd swishing sound. A bit like the sea
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OK, if you say so......fire away
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Originally Posted by bundy
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OK, if you say so......fire away![Wink](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
OK, if you say so......fire away
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This is what I suggest..................................and tea afterwards
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Originally Posted by Grayling
Ok. Ready?
This is what I suggest..................................and tea afterwards
G
This is what I suggest..................................and tea afterwards
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Originally Posted by bundy
I think it might be me needing a stiff brandy after that G. ![EEK!](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif)
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Back to the shower methinks
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Originally Posted by Grayling
Well you said you could bend in all sorts of directions
Back to the shower methinks
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Back to the shower methinks
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I can G, but not all at the same time. There are limits to what even my joints will allow
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Originally Posted by bundy
I can G, but not all at the same time. There are limits to what even my joints will allow
Off you go then, back to the shower
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Off you go then, back to the shower
Back later for some more banter.
Behave yourself
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Originally Posted by Grayling
I gotta go now.
Back later for some more banter.
Behave yourself
G
Back later for some more banter.
Behave yourself
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G, without you, I have no choice but to behave myself.
Come back soon
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Anyway, pm'ed u JC, hopefully not pissed ya off too much
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