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Originally Posted by Simone
So.... the subject was babies was it? ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Ok, so I downloaded firefox, cos I'm not satisfied with Safari (can't download attachements out of hotmail, and it just shuts down on me at least once a day!!!
But this firefox... I can see it opening, then closing. then opening. the closing. Every 10 seconds..... It doesn't actually open properly. ???
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Ok, so I downloaded firefox, cos I'm not satisfied with Safari (can't download attachements out of hotmail, and it just shuts down on me at least once a day!!!
But this firefox... I can see it opening, then closing. then opening. the closing. Every 10 seconds..... It doesn't actually open properly. ???
Simone, go back and read the last sentence to yourself and remind yourself where we are
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Originally Posted by Simone
So.... the subject was babies was it? ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Ok, so I downloaded firefox, cos I'm not satisfied with Safari (can't download attachements out of hotmail, and it just shuts down on me at least once a day!!!
But this firefox... I can see it opening, then closing. then opening. the closing. Every 10 seconds..... It doesn't actually open properly. ???
![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Ok, so I downloaded firefox, cos I'm not satisfied with Safari (can't download attachements out of hotmail, and it just shuts down on me at least once a day!!!
But this firefox... I can see it opening, then closing. then opening. the closing. Every 10 seconds..... It doesn't actually open properly. ???
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Originally Posted by bundy
LOL!
How on earth does one manage to amputate one's willy making crisps???!!!!
How on earth does one manage to amputate one's willy making crisps???!!!!
I heard of a similar tale where a guy got his bits caught in paper-rollers, but he didn't live to tell the tail/tale
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Originally Posted by Larissa
:scared: Obviously Joe hasn't worked in a crisp factory, or he wouldn't be here to share the banter!
I heard of a similar tale where a guy got his bits caught in paper-rollers, but he didn't live to tell the tail/tale![Sad](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/sad.gif)
I heard of a similar tale where a guy got his bits caught in paper-rollers, but he didn't live to tell the tail/tale
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Sorry to interrupt (grovel grovel)... has anyone heard from Loose?
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Thanks for the Invite to the crap thread Joe! Catch up with you all later.
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Originally Posted by joseph.creative
right.. i am going outside for a fag... this is too painfullll..... :scared:
Well make sure you don't get it caught in the door on the way out...
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Originally Posted by joseph.creative
right.. i am going outside for a fag... this is too painfullll..... :scared:
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Originally Posted by Larissa
Sorry to interrupt (grovel grovel)... has anyone heard from Loose? ![Confused](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/confused.gif)
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Yep. He popped on the other day. He's got a job in Darwin, playing lots of soccer in insane temperatures, went fishing, that kind of thing.
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Originally Posted by bundy
Well make sure you don't get it caught in the door on the way out...
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Originally Posted by Larissa
Especially sliding doors eh? Glad I'm not a bloke ![Stick Out Tongue](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif)
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Only if they leave it sticking out, I assume
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Originally Posted by bundy
Only if they leave it sticking out, I assume
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afternoon folks!!
hey larissa...how was Greece?? I bet you nearly fainted when you saw how many posts there were on this thread!!
whats all this about smears and wires up blokes willies?? i used to do agency work in a gu med clinic several years ago.....and i have never seen so many blokes faint in my life!!
Glad to hear loose is getting himself settled....does Wenger ever stick his head round the door any more??
sue xx
hey larissa...how was Greece?? I bet you nearly fainted when you saw how many posts there were on this thread!!
whats all this about smears and wires up blokes willies?? i used to do agency work in a gu med clinic several years ago.....and i have never seen so many blokes faint in my life!!
Glad to hear loose is getting himself settled....does Wenger ever stick his head round the door any more??
sue xx
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Larissa AND Sue, hee hee, you're in trouble now Joe
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Originally Posted by bundy
Larissa AND Sue, hee hee, you're in trouble now Joe
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