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Originally Posted by loose
Ok Simone, ir\ts obvious you want to go first, I'll be round yours tomo evening. Brace yersen!!!
Fairer as in prettier. You know, like a delicate flower that needs looking after, whose soul purpose is to look good, but needs help from man to exist.
Just about to return to the job hunting scene. Back in a while.
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Fairer as in prettier. You know, like a delicate flower that needs looking after, whose soul purpose is to look good, but needs help from man to exist.
Just about to return to the job hunting scene. Back in a while.
See ya.
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Well hello there. Glad to see that the mere mention of a flash can stir the, erm, thoughts of you boys.
Unfortunately, since I value my time here on this forum and would prefer not to be banned, I think it best if I don't post any pornographic pictures of myself here. Besides, it might ruin my political career
And we wouldn't want to scare the horses, so to speak.
Unfortunately, since I value my time here on this forum and would prefer not to be banned, I think it best if I don't post any pornographic pictures of myself here. Besides, it might ruin my political career
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And we wouldn't want to scare the horses, so to speak.
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Originally Posted by loose
Fairer as in prettier. You know, like a delicate flower that needs looking after, whose soul purpose is to look good,
jeeez....he'd pull owt with chat up lines like that!!
let us know how the job hunting goes!!
.....as for bending it in half...well, what can I say? Id queue for that......
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ps the beer smilie is back on mine.....and the lecture and the scream!!!
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.....as for bending it in half...well, what can I say? Id queue for that......
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Originally Posted by loose
Fairer as in prettier. You know, like a delicate flower that needs looking after, whose soul purpose is to look good, but needs help from man to exist.
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Originally Posted by bundy
...and you wouldn't have him pegged as northern lad with words like that now would you? Wonder what's come over him. On second thought, I don't want to know.
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[QUOTE=bundy Wonder what's come over him. [/QUOTE]
...must be cos hes in luuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrvvvvvvvvvvvvve!!!! (done in best Barry White voice)
i was watching old Ally McBeal episodes the other night and they showed the one where the walrus of love does a guest appearance for john cages birthday!! Hands up who knows the biscuits theme song dance?? (and for those of you who dont watch ally mcbeal, just ignore me!!)
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...must be cos hes in luuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrvvvvvvvvvvvvve!!!! (done in best Barry White voice)
i was watching old Ally McBeal episodes the other night and they showed the one where the walrus of love does a guest appearance for john cages birthday!! Hands up who knows the biscuits theme song dance?? (and for those of you who dont watch ally mcbeal, just ignore me!!)
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...must be cos hes in luuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrvvvvvvvvvvvvve!!!! (done in best Barry White voice)
i was watching old Ally McBeal episodes the other night and they showed the one where the walrus of love does a guest appearance for john cages birthday!! Hands up who knows the biscuits theme song dance?? (and for those of you who dont watch ally mcbeal, just ignore me!!)
sue
LOL! Ally flippin' McBeal. Can't be doing with her. Gives women a bad name, all stick legs and pouty lips, obsessed with finding a man, total bubble head. Grrrr
I used to watch it, but it made me too angry
Originally Posted by bundy Wonder what's come over him. [/QUOTE
...must be cos hes in luuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrvvvvvvvvvvvvve!!!! (done in best Barry White voice)
i was watching old Ally McBeal episodes the other night and they showed the one where the walrus of love does a guest appearance for john cages birthday!! Hands up who knows the biscuits theme song dance?? (and for those of you who dont watch ally mcbeal, just ignore me!!)
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Originally Posted by bundy
Gives women a bad name, all stick legs and pouty lips, obsessed with finding a man, total bubble head.
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Sounds about right to me
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PAH! As my dear old gran would say. An affront to strong, independent women everywhere
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Originally Posted by bundy
PAH! As my dear old gran would say. An affront to strong, independent women everywhere
I would have answered earlier but I had to peel...Oops sorry I meant I have to supervise the preparation of the evening meal
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Plays havoc with your nails doesn't it? this housework
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Originally Posted by bundy
. An affront to strong, independent women everywhere
I know I aint!! Im overweight, but I dont feel the slightest bit bothered by the skinny bean poles there are wandering about these days...I am a strong independant woman!!! girl power and all that!!!!!
hehe...she is quite nauseating though!! I liked the how the other characters interacted with her...the blank expressions when she did/said something daft!
and lets face it, gil bellows with his shirt off isnt too bad a sight on a monday night!! I sure wouldnt kick him out of bed!!
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WILMA.......I'm home !
(Back to work now folks)
Sue, you are undoubtedly a lecivious young lady....you will go far.....especially if I learn how to spell
G, you are going to have to wear rubber gloves......or at least latex :scared:
(Back to work now folks)
Sue, you are undoubtedly a lecivious young lady....you will go far.....especially if I learn how to spell
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G, you are going to have to wear rubber gloves......or at least latex :scared:
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G, you are going to have to wear rubber gloves......or at least latex :scared:
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Well I use.....ahem.....I saw some nice fluorescent green ones the other day.
Quite fetching
Quite fetching
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