Bix

Just as well.
A laptop won't work plugged into the sink

bundy

Dear me, just misread your signature as 'quick, let's do Bundy'.

Was concerned about the quick part

Hang on a minute, there was no quick part.

Bix

I can see some education is called for.....but that will have to wait until I satisfy my rumbling tummy.

Da Boss is at work and I suppose I will have to spread my own butter
No consideration at all.
She could have done my sarnies beofre going.

Professional Princess

Can you make me a cuppa while your at lunch please?

Bix

Hey. Enough of the cheek you.

Cleaned all the shite off your legs now Sam ?

Professional Princess

Yes i have smoothed clean shaven legs now thank you.

Havent slept properly in a week though, too hot, but its better than shite on yer legs isnt it?

And I smell quite pleasant if I do say so myself.

Bix

Okay, got me cheese sarnie and the tea is brewin.

Now where were we....oh yes....I was going to ask if you shave your armpits too or do you prefer the natural look like Bundy ?

bundy

In actual fact, I am a remarkably hairless person. That is to say, it grows in all the right places, but not abundantly therefore requiring a minimal amount of effort to maintain, I'm pleased to say.

When my thyroid first started playing up most of my hair fell out. It was relatively exciting, in a strange way, but I was too tired to care.

Anyway Bix, have you actually seen my armpits?

Professional Princess

Dont really have hair under my arms.

My eyebrows dissapear too in the summer.

Bix

You have such a short memory

bundy

LOL!

I block out the painful ones

Grayling

Well Bundy

I notice you did not include 'Men' in your list on the 'Insect thread'


G

Bix

Now, onto that much needed education.
I have arranged a special school just for you......

bundy

Are you suggesting that I may perceive men to be as annoying as insects?

You're probably right

bundy

Is that the one where you're the teacher and I'm the pupil, eh Bix?