Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Jun 9th 2004, 10:50 am
#241
da Bonehead
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Originally posted by MarkMyWords
You look pretty happy there so it's more a matter of wondering what Bix Da Boss is up to!
You look pretty happy there so it's more a matter of wondering what Bix Da Boss is up to!
Got a big day tomorrow.
I am alowing her some time off to clean the oven
Jun 9th 2004, 10:50 am
#242
Rocket Scientist
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Originally posted by Bix
You see ladies,
This woman is a prime example of what you can be like.....always showing concern for us men
You see ladies,
This woman is a prime example of what you can be like.....always showing concern for us men
.Grayling, me, shy? Oh yeah, definitely
Jun 9th 2004, 10:51 am
#243
Bitter and twisted
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Originally posted by MarkMyWords
You look pretty happy there so it's more a matter of wondering what Bix Da Boss is up to!
You look pretty happy there so it's more a matter of wondering what Bix Da Boss is up to!
Wash your mouth out!!!G
Jun 9th 2004, 10:53 am
#244
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Originally posted by Grayling
Wash your mouth out!!!
G
Wash your mouth out!!!G
Jun 9th 2004, 10:54 am
#245
da Bonehead
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Originally posted by MarkMyWords
No, that's women's work!!!
No, that's women's work!!!
Jun 9th 2004, 1:56 pm
#246
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What happened to this thread ? When I looked at it yesterday it was on page 4, now I get back to it and it's on page 17 !!!
Jun 9th 2004, 2:13 pm
#247
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Happy, quarrelsome drunks party, the cobblestones now ringing with silence, all went home to hot chocolate and warm snug beds to carouse another day.
Jun 9th 2004, 7:07 pm
#248
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lol
Wel, I'm up, bright and early as usual, no hangover...
I wonder how Mairi is feeling......
Bix, you're showing your age 
Wel, I'm up, bright and early as usual, no hangover...
I wonder how Mairi is feeling......
The sooner you accept you are the weaker and inferior sex the sooner you will find self contentment.
Concentrate on the main reason you were put on this earth - to serve man and keep him happy.
Denial of your rightful place in the home will only cause turmoil in your tiny little brains. What inteligence there is in that large vacuum was solely gifted to you for calculating complex equasions like:
how to turn the kettle on
how to do the washing
how to iron clothes
how to feed the male species
- need I go on ?
Concentrate on the main reason you were put on this earth - to serve man and keep him happy.
Denial of your rightful place in the home will only cause turmoil in your tiny little brains. What inteligence there is in that large vacuum was solely gifted to you for calculating complex equasions like:
how to turn the kettle on
how to do the washing
how to iron clothes
how to feed the male species
- need I go on ?
Jun 9th 2004, 10:30 pm
#249
She's a bird, you know
Joined: Jul 2003
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 7,655
Right, I'm back and, after battling my way through roadworks, I'm in a mad, bad mood.
You boys will never learn. Us girls outsmart you at every turn, out wit you in every argument, out manoeuvre you in every fist fight. You know it, we know it. We are the superior breed, and very soon you men will be extinct while we carry on the female race without you.
You boys will never learn. Us girls outsmart you at every turn, out wit you in every argument, out manoeuvre you in every fist fight. You know it, we know it. We are the superior breed, and very soon you men will be extinct while we carry on the female race without you.
Jun 9th 2004, 10:38 pm
#250
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Originally posted by bundy
Right, I'm back and, after battling my way through roadworks, I'm in a mad, bad mood.
You boys will never learn. Us girls outsmart you at every turn, out wit you in every argument, out manoeuvre you in every fist fight. You know it, we know it. We are the superior breed, and very soon you men will be extinct while we carry on the female race without you.
Right, I'm back and, after battling my way through roadworks, I'm in a mad, bad mood.
You boys will never learn. Us girls outsmart you at every turn, out wit you in every argument, out manoeuvre you in every fist fight. You know it, we know it. We are the superior breed, and very soon you men will be extinct while we carry on the female race without you.
Jun 9th 2004, 10:46 pm
#251
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Originally posted by bundy
... very soon you men will be extinct while we carry on the female race without you.
... very soon you men will be extinct while we carry on the female race without you.
Jun 9th 2004, 10:49 pm
#252
She's a bird, you know
Joined: Jul 2003
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 7,655
Originally posted by MarkMyWords
True, but it's going to take 12 million years, isn't it? Or is it 12 billion?
True, but it's going to take 12 million years, isn't it? Or is it 12 billion?
That's fine. Just the satisfaction of knowing it will happen one day is enough for me
Jun 10th 2004, 12:49 am
#253
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 8,147
Originally posted by Bix
Ladies, ladies, ladies; you just gotta cut through this crap.
The sooner you accept you are the weaker and inferior sex the sooner you will find self contentment.
Concentrate on the main reason you were put on this earth - to serve man and keep him happy.
Denial of your rightful place in the home will only cause turmoil in your tiny little brains. What inteligence there is in that large vacuum was solely gifted to you for calculating complex equasions like:
how to turn the kettle on
how to do the washing
how to iron clothes
how to feed the male species
- need I go on ?
.........and don't forget the added bonus you were given of specialised equipment so you have the honour of giving him physical pleasure........this was very charitable as he is quite able to pleasure himself.
Some of the better ones at this skill may be allowed to breed as an extra bonus.
Now do what's right.....head down, mouth shut..... and be satisfied with your lot.
:lecture:
Ladies, ladies, ladies; you just gotta cut through this crap.
The sooner you accept you are the weaker and inferior sex the sooner you will find self contentment.
Concentrate on the main reason you were put on this earth - to serve man and keep him happy.
Denial of your rightful place in the home will only cause turmoil in your tiny little brains. What inteligence there is in that large vacuum was solely gifted to you for calculating complex equasions like:
how to turn the kettle on
how to do the washing
how to iron clothes
how to feed the male species
- need I go on ?
.........and don't forget the added bonus you were given of specialised equipment so you have the honour of giving him physical pleasure........this was very charitable as he is quite able to pleasure himself.
Some of the better ones at this skill may be allowed to breed as an extra bonus.
Now do what's right.....head down, mouth shut..... and be satisfied with your lot.
:lecture:
sorry, but you are talking out ya ass!!!!!
fact; we can all DIY, but men say its not as good as having a woman, whereas women say its more satisfying than having a useless man fumbling around down there.
fact; WE can fake it convincingly.....men cant.
fact; women better cooks (so can disguise the bromide)
fact; women can shove hard objects the size of large water melons outa there v#####a....like to see a man squeeze one outa his a###hole.
fact; women can breed WITHOUT a man present....like to see you JAFFAs do that one.....
Now be good boys...run along and play with yer black and deckers........and no picking your nose!!!
sue
Jun 10th 2004, 12:53 am
#254
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 8,147
Originally posted by bundy
That's fine. Just the satisfaction of knowing it will happen one day is enough for me
That's fine. Just the satisfaction of knowing it will happen one day is enough for me
hehe....me too!!
hi Bundy...sorry cant stay and support the team...gotta go and sort out my ex's tax return!!!(the only thing he can add up is the cost of 3 pints of stella!) then i have to pick up the birthday cards for HIS family, and then pick kiddies up. (did i say ex??? hang on, something not right there.....)
so let the battle commence, now our leader is here ........ !!!!!
go bundy......!
sue
Jun 10th 2004, 12:59 am
#255
She's a bird, you know
Joined: Jul 2003
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 7,655
Originally posted by tiredwithtwins
sorry, but you are talking out ya ass!!!!!
fact; we can all DIY, but men say its not as good as having a woman, whereas women say its more satisfying than having a useless man fumbling around down there.
fact; WE can fake it convincingly.....men cant.
fact; women better cooks (so can disguise the bromide)
fact; women can shove hard objects the size of large water melons outa there v#####a....like to see a man squeeze one outa his a###hole.
fact; women can breed WITHOUT a man present....like to see you JAFFAs do that one.....
Now be good boys...run along and play with yer black and deckers........and no picking your nose!!!
sue
sorry, but you are talking out ya ass!!!!!
fact; we can all DIY, but men say its not as good as having a woman, whereas women say its more satisfying than having a useless man fumbling around down there.
fact; WE can fake it convincingly.....men cant.
fact; women better cooks (so can disguise the bromide)
fact; women can shove hard objects the size of large water melons outa there v#####a....like to see a man squeeze one outa his a###hole.
fact; women can breed WITHOUT a man present....like to see you JAFFAs do that one.....
Now be good boys...run along and play with yer black and deckers........and no picking your nose!!!
sue
We know we're the best and always will be. Men would be lost without us.
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