Bix

Ouch

I hope they haven't got a dishwasher or any rubber gloves

Bix

Have you noticed it takes longer to "load" this thread nowadays ?

Professional Princess

I didnt tell you about 'Mr Pinstripe Suit Man'

A few weeks ago, I was on my way home with my work pal who was staying with me.

As I got on my favourite 487 bus route, this Jamaican guy (mad) shouted to me; "You have de pin stripe suit on lady. I know de qualitee and dit is good qualitee!"

Telling him that it was a cheap one from 'Next', he shouted back:

"I am telling you I know de qualitee and dont treat me like Im stoopid".

Oh shit, I thought, I will ignore him. But watching my mates heaving shoulders as she was laughing, made it very hard.

This guy was in his 50's by the way.

Anyway, some bloke in an escort (no fluffy dice or anything) cut us up by Hangar Lane (hate that place, bad swearword).

The mad guy next to me shouted "All people over 40 shouldnt be allowed to drive".

By now, i was pissing my pants and frantically texting my mate in front of me, so we could take the piss out of him discretely.

"Shit, stoopid people" Shouted mad man.

This went on all the way to my stop. With him trying to make conversation with me and me pretending to revise my law studies.

"You're not interested are you darling? I can take de hint!" He bellowed, with the whole bloody bus looking at my crimson cheeks.

So you see Bix, my journey is rarely peaceful. I think the 487 bus is a mystery bus planned only for me to have my adventures on it.

PS

I have made myself into a fairy cos im bored. What do you think?

Bix

Sam,

When I was courting - many years ago - I was one of the window lickers you mentioned...and it's true what you said. I could doze off and always wake at my stop

As for the fairy ? Well I think you look good in whatever guise

Professional Princess

Window Licker OMG :scared:

Well, as long as you dont sit in the front 'Billy No Mates seat'

Actually, I am a part time window licker, as I fell asleep yesterday and woke up at my stop.

loose

I'm not bending it in half for anyone Sue.

Morning campers. Thought I'd give you a quick update from Darwin. Got a busy day job hunting today, just want something temp, maybe barwork - all those backpackers to flirt with.

Joined a football team yesterday, I'm now playing for the Darwin Azzuri. Thay asked me if I had any Italian in me, and resisting the urge to mention the Chicken Tandoori Pizza I had for lunch, told them I'd once pulled an Italian chick who hailed from Sicilly. Fearing my links to the old country they've registered me and I should be playing on Saturday. In 33 degree heat I should be good for oh, at least 7 minutes.

Srill waiting on bundy's flash boys

Sam - keep the bus stories coming - quality. Whne we were younger a mate of mine used to get on the bus and sit right next to someone even if there were loads of spare seats. He'd then turn and stare at them smiling sweetly for the entire journey, before kissing them on the cheek as he got off. He is odd though.

Later guys.

Wahey - beer smilie's back.

Grayling

Aren't we all?

Beer smilies not working

Why am I still up

Have a good day Loose.

Good luck

G

loose

Hi G, yeah you're up late. Hope all is well in Graylingland.

You reckon bundy will post a thumbnail of that flash then or what?

Here's a couple of beer smilies for ya.

loose

Bugger - you're right, no beer smilie's. Whats the world coming to?

Bix

Hi Loose,

What you doing up at this hour.
Oh shite me small hands dropped off

You know what Zebedee said

Boing boing it's time to go to bed.

Ciao

Grayling

Fine this end.

A thumbnail flash of Bundy would do me (could always enlarge it ).

Got to be careful as she has taken to popping up on here at all sorts of strange hours

Bix had better go to bed. Not sure he could take a 'Bundy flash'

Hang loose Loose

G

Simone

Wow Bundy, even mentioning a flash has them all excited!!!
This is just to easy!


Loose, good luck with the jobs, have fun with all those male backpackers!

loose

At this point I feel I must point out that the rumours of my shower habits have been blown out of proportion.

I did indeed shower on one occassion with the aforementioned Mr Gates, however in was in a very blokey post football match situation. Pleasant young man he may be, but my preferences lie with the fairer sex. I am willing to prove this point to any of you ladies who feel the need.

Form an orderly queue.

Simone

lol

Well, we are in the same country now!
Though, I think we might've been closer(in km's) before, when we were'nt!

Hey, did you say fairer sex?

So, why aren't you out looking for jobs???

loose

Ok Simone, ir\ts obvious you want to go first, I'll be round yours tomo evening. Brace yersen!!!

Fairer as in prettier. You know, like a delicate flower that needs looking after, whose soul purpose is to look good, but needs help from man to exist.

Just about to return to the job hunting scene. Back in a while.

See ya.