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Originally Posted by Bix
"Loose, you smell lovely darling. But your skin looks like a cane toad." Kylie.
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"Oh, he just popped over with some more soap dear"
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Originally Posted by Grayling
"and what's Gareth doing in there with you?" :
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LOL! I was trying not to mention Showergate(s). Or Garethgate. Or Gatesgate.
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Originally Posted by Bix
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Originally Posted by bundy
LOL! I was trying not to mention Showergate(s). Or Garethgate. Or Gatesgate.
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We'll all be in bed when he looks in
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Originally Posted by bundy
"Thought I'd just get him to scrub my back while he was here, but he's a bit on the short side...."
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Originally Posted by Grayling
It's OK
We'll all be in bed when he looks in
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Somehow that makes it worse.....
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Originally Posted by bundy
Somehow that makes it worse..... ![EEK!](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif)
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You will have to fiddle with your laptop later
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Originally Posted by Grayling
You will have to fiddle with your laptop later
and it explain it all to him.
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LOL! Maybe I will....just have to get the right plug in the right socket etc
And off we go again.
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Provided theres a man there to get her connected.
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Originally Posted by Bix
Provided theres a man there to get her connected.
Hmmm....think Mr B's working. Any volunteers to assist?
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Originally Posted by Bix
Provided theres a man there to get her connected.
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Anyway the pub is calling
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Originally Posted by Grayling
We seem to have gone full circle today
Anyway the pub is calling
and Kate has got home so I need to escape before she catches me and pins me to the bed
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Originally Posted by bundy
Hmmm....think Mr B's working. Any volunteers to assist?
Didn't see that before I said I was going to the pub
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