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Sep 21st 2010, 5:16 am

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Re: The 2010 Joke thread (Definitely not child friendly, you've been warned)

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I could tell you where i was but then i would DEF have to kill you

Probably somewhere nearly as nasty as the pub was that night

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So what do you think i was wearing in bed the other night babe,you said it felt all armani like,glad i didn't turn the light on

Or maybe you said i felt all man like.

Now who's dreaming

Sep 21st 2010, 5:18 am

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Re: The 2010 Joke thread (Definitely not child friendly, you've been warned)

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So what do you think i was wearing in bed the other night babe,you said it felt all armani like,glad i didn't turn the light on

Or maybe you said i felt all man like.

Yes, of course dear. So am I

Sep 21st 2010, 5:21 am

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Re: Comfortably numb......

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Originally Posted by ROMFT_WO2RN

best stop hogging the joke thread with non jokes

time for scran, bit of work research,check in with home then it's beer and footie o'clock

(note need a sports icon)

Its OK, I've moved the offending posts into here

Sep 21st 2010, 5:21 am

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Re: The 2010 Joke thread (Definitely not child friendly, you've been warned)

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Yes, of course dear. So am I

Sep 21st 2010, 5:41 am

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Re: Comfortably numb......

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Its OK, I've moved the offending posts into here

Oh just trying to fill up YER thread to make it look important eh,bit of insider trading going on,do you have any pakistani cricketers in yer family

Sep 21st 2010, 5:43 am

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Re: Comfortably numb......

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Oh just trying to fill up YER thread to make it look important eh,bit of insider trading going on,do you have any pakistani cricketers in yer family

nothing wrong with a bit of sneaky underhandedness to keep the peace

Haven't you got any work to go to

Sep 21st 2010, 5:45 am

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Re: Comfortably numb......

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nothing wrong with a bit of sneaky underhandedness to keep the peace

Haven't you got any work to go to

On my way and word on the vine says tis going to be a busy one,bloody kids and buses,when will they realise a bus is big and really hurts

Sep 21st 2010, 5:47 am

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Re: Comfortably numb......

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On my way and word on the vine says tis going to be a busy one,bloody kids and buses,when will they realise a bus is big and really hurts

awww poor little kiddie

Won't get that 457 done again then

Sep 21st 2010, 5:48 am

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Re: Comfortably numb......

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awww poor little kiddie

Won't get that 457 done again then

No i think it was a number 15

Sep 21st 2010, 5:49 am

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Re: Comfortably numb......

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No i think it was a number 15

oh very good

At least you're on form, kiddie will be in good hands!!

Sep 21st 2010, 10:05 am

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Re: Comfortably numb......

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oh very good

At least you're on form, kiddie will be in good hands!!

since when was BB a catholic priest

back from bar, 4-1, life is good

Sep 21st 2010, 10:08 am

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Re: Comfortably numb......

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since when was BB a catholic priest

back from bar, 4-1, life is good

Bet north Laaaandon is a bit noisy tonight

Sep 21st 2010, 10:12 am

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Re: Comfortably numb......

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Bet north Laaaandon is a bit noisy tonight

probably but collingwood is reeking of a cheese and wine 5 finger spread

some poor PO over indulged tonight. Hateto have his guts tomorrow

night shift again?

Sep 21st 2010, 10:15 am

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Re: Comfortably numb......

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probably but collingwood is reeking of a cheese and wine 5 finger spread

some poor PO over indulged tonight. Hateto have his guts tomorrow

night shift again?

Much groaning and muttering of "never again

?

Nope, couple of nights off, insomnia now so on BE till I fall asleep again

Sep 21st 2010, 10:15 am

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Re: Comfortably numb......

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Bet north Laaaandon is a bit noisy tonight

Which part of cockneyland is Brentford?