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...........which apart from being one of the best songs in the history of time, its also the way I intend to feel when I finish this wine bottle!
It's my thread, so I'm welcome in it, so that's a good start. My best friend is also welcome in it
although he will go
when he sees the title. I'm sure his horses will drag their wagon along this way shortly......if they don't I may send them to France labelled "best served with a good red wine".
Anybody else that wants to drop in and post in it is welcome too ..........![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
I intend to post loads of chat, drivel, inane thoughts, drunken ramblings and whinges in it, with maybe the occasional
so if anyone is likely to be offended by any of this I suggest they stop reading now. Don't whinge to me about it cos the music is too loud for me to hear you, so I'm afraid you'll have to tell someone who cares. (however, see below
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So if you would like to join me and post loads of drivel, inane thoughts, drunken ramblings and whinges, and maybe the occasional
in here, then please feel free.................
And before anyone asks, I couldn't pass IELTS in a month of Wednesdays, I am totally unskilled, I cannot read the minds of DIAC case officers even though I possess a crystal ball, and my timeline is below![EEK!](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif)
November 2002 Decided to move south
May 29th 2003 9.15am Applied for visa
May 29th 2003 9.30am Application being processed further
May 29th 2003 9.45am Internal checks being made![EEK!](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif)
May 29th 2003 10.00am Visa granted
Halloweén 2003 Moved south
Christmas 2003 Woke up and thought WTF![Unsure](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/unsure.gif)
September 4th 2010 Still thinking WTF![OhMy](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/ohmy.gif)
PS I'm Welsh and proud of it!
PPS Any reports generated via this thread will self-destruct before they reach the nerve centre of BE
It's my thread, so I'm welcome in it, so that's a good start. My best friend is also welcome in it
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Anybody else that wants to drop in and post in it is welcome too ..........
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I intend to post loads of chat, drivel, inane thoughts, drunken ramblings and whinges in it, with maybe the occasional
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So if you would like to join me and post loads of drivel, inane thoughts, drunken ramblings and whinges, and maybe the occasional
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And before anyone asks, I couldn't pass IELTS in a month of Wednesdays, I am totally unskilled, I cannot read the minds of DIAC case officers even though I possess a crystal ball, and my timeline is below
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November 2002 Decided to move south
May 29th 2003 9.15am Applied for visa
May 29th 2003 9.30am Application being processed further
May 29th 2003 9.45am Internal checks being made
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May 29th 2003 10.00am Visa granted
Halloweén 2003 Moved south
Christmas 2003 Woke up and thought WTF
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September 4th 2010 Still thinking WTF
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PS I'm Welsh and proud of it!
PPS Any reports generated via this thread will self-destruct before they reach the nerve centre of BE
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...........which apart from being one of the best songs in the history of time, its also the way I intend to feel when I finish this wine bottle!
It's my thread, so I'm welcome in it, so that's a good start. My best friend is also welcome in it
although he will go
when he sees the title. I'm sure his horses will drag their wagon along this way shortly......if they don't I may send them to France labelled "best served with a good red wine".
Anybody else that wants to drop in and post in it is welcome too ..........![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
I intend to post loads of chat, drivel, inane thoughts, drunken ramblings and whinges in it, with maybe the occasional
so if anyone is likely to be offended by any of this I suggest they stop reading now. Don't whinge to me about it cos the music is too loud for me to hear you, so I'm afraid you'll have to tell someone who cares. (however, see below
)
So if you would like to join me and post loads of drivel, inane thoughts, drunken ramblings and whinges, and maybe the occasional
in here, then please feel free.................
And before anyone asks, I couldn't pass IELTS in a month of Wednesdays, I am totally unskilled, I cannot read the minds of DIAC case officers even though I possess a crystal ball, and my timeline is below![EEK!](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif)
November 2002 Decided to move south
May 29th 2003 9.15am Applied for visa
May 29th 2003 9.30am Application being processed further
May 29th 2003 Internal checks being made![EEK!](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif)
May 29th 2003 10.00am Visa granted
Halloweén 2003 Moved south
Christmas 2003 Woke up and thought WTF![Unsure](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/unsure.gif)
September 4th 2010 Still thinking WTF![OhMy](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/ohmy.gif)
PS I'm Welsh and proud of it!
PPS Any reports generated via this thread will self-destruct before they reach the nerve centre of BE
It's my thread, so I'm welcome in it, so that's a good start. My best friend is also welcome in it
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Anybody else that wants to drop in and post in it is welcome too ..........
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I intend to post loads of chat, drivel, inane thoughts, drunken ramblings and whinges in it, with maybe the occasional
![Sunglasses](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/sunglasses.gif)
![Sneaky](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/sneaky.gif)
So if you would like to join me and post loads of drivel, inane thoughts, drunken ramblings and whinges, and maybe the occasional
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And before anyone asks, I couldn't pass IELTS in a month of Wednesdays, I am totally unskilled, I cannot read the minds of DIAC case officers even though I possess a crystal ball, and my timeline is below
![EEK!](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif)
November 2002 Decided to move south
May 29th 2003 9.15am Applied for visa
May 29th 2003 9.30am Application being processed further
May 29th 2003 Internal checks being made
![EEK!](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif)
May 29th 2003 10.00am Visa granted
Halloweén 2003 Moved south
Christmas 2003 Woke up and thought WTF
![Unsure](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/unsure.gif)
September 4th 2010 Still thinking WTF
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PS I'm Welsh and proud of it!
PPS Any reports generated via this thread will self-destruct before they reach the nerve centre of BE
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I'm just glad you corrected the mis-spelling of comfortable, because otherwise I'd have had to have pointed it out.
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polly you can talk some pish when yir sober, stay aff that wine lol
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What makes you think I'm sober?
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Who was moaning?
Do they need TLAMing, nuking, bit of naval gunfire on their heads all possible for a small fee![Sunglasses](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/sunglasses.gif)
or prehaps you should just cast a spell
Do they need TLAMing, nuking, bit of naval gunfire on their heads all possible for a small fee
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or prehaps you should just cast a spell
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Some naval gunfire might be good.......are your fees reasonable? I can pay in £ $ or beer?
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The curtain rail fell down on my cauldron this morning so I have to repair the crack first! Frightened the life out of me, I'd just fallen asleep after reading all the quake reports from Christchurch and next thing I know there's this almighty crash and the whole unti shook
I thought either we'd had a quake too or bernie has parachuted in and landed on the roof ![ROFL](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/rofl.gif)
Some naval gunfire might be good.......are your fees reasonable? I can pay in £ $ or beer?
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Some naval gunfire might be good.......are your fees reasonable? I can pay in £ $ or beer?
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time to take kids to football and I get a bacon sarnie
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Enjoy the bacon sarnie, sure you'll be back later and we'll talk trident
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