ROMFT_WO2RN

vous

Bernieboy

Pollyana

Oh c'mon, surely its more fun escorting a mad witch around various drinking establishments and I've got tuna, liquorice and Twisties.........

Bernieboy

Im NO escort,i told you i gave that up and pawned the tux.

Pollyana

Did you ever buy that Italian suit you had your eye on? You could take me to some posh drinking estblishments wearing something like that

ROMFT_WO2RN

do you charge extra for that
might be better off in Manchester as there's an ogre into that, alledgedly

Bernieboy

I'm saving that for

Pollyana

no ogre could be as much fun to drink with as a leprechaun is

Ground her for a few nights

Bernieboy

I may be teetotal by the time you get here

Pollyana

Hmmmm maybe I'll go out drinking with then....I'm sure we could find plenty to gossip about Your ears would burn nicely

Bernieboy

Doubt it,maybe you should just not drink

Pollyana

No, you're probably right, she wouldn't want to be seen with an oldie like me Be like having a day out with her granny

Best start making a list of nice sedate unlicensed cafes we can visit instead then......see how long we manage to keep it up!

Bernieboy

Yes i do indeed think yer on the right track at last,a few cups of earl grey of an evening will help digest the cumcumber sandwiches while we watch L play on the swings

Pollyana

You've got her some swings? Aw that's so sweet, must be Does she have a sandpit as well? I could bring over a bucket and spade as a pressie for her

Can I have salad cream in me cucumber sandwiches please?

ROMFT_WO2RN

or maybe he means bondage swing

cucumber is fine served as part of a kebab