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Sep 21st 2010, 4:40 am

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Re: The 2010 Joke thread (Definitely not child friendly, you've been warned)

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Thank god im on a night shift,i now live opp the ground and see the norf landin muppets more than i would like

You swore me to secrecy about your location

Sep 21st 2010, 4:41 am

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Re: The 2010 Joke thread (Definitely not child friendly, you've been warned)

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Thank god im on a night shift,i now live opp the ground and see the norf landin muppets more than i would like

Lucky you, I'm stuck with Forest and County

although the lad is getting a free shirt and ticket voucher from Forest on saturday, hope we draw them in the FA cup (as the yids will probably knock us out tonight)

Sep 21st 2010, 4:44 am

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Re: The 2010 Joke thread (Definitely not child friendly, you've been warned)

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Lucky you, I'm stuck with Forest and County

although the lad is getting a free shirt and ticket voucher from Forest on saturday, hope we draw them in the FA cup (as the yids will probably knock us out tonight)

You're the lucky one

so is your lad

Be fun if we draw you..........watch us wipe the floor with you

(a witch has to dream

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Sep 21st 2010, 4:50 am

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Re: The 2010 Joke thread (Definitely not child friendly, you've been warned)

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You're the lucky one

so is your lad

Be fun if we draw you..........watch us wipe the floor with you

(a witch has to dream

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:Now that IS a funny joke.

Sep 21st 2010, 4:51 am

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Re: The 2010 Joke thread (Definitely not child friendly, you've been warned)

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:Now that IS a funny joke.

you beat me to it Bernie

Polly, shall we see if we can get a shirt for you??

Sep 21st 2010, 4:53 am

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Re: The 2010 Joke thread (Definitely not child friendly, you've been warned)

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you beat me to it Bernie

Polly, shall we see if we can get a shirt for you??

I could wear it while out with Barfly in his Leeeeeeeeeds gear

Sep 21st 2010, 4:56 am

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Re: The 2010 Joke thread (Definitely not child friendly, you've been warned)

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:Now that IS a funny joke.

I will NEVER forget that night, I got thrown out of my local for fighting with my then boss (and bit on the side) after I gloated a little too much

Poor Kevin, he was distraught, crying in his lager

Sep 21st 2010, 4:57 am

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Re: The 2010 Joke thread (Definitely not child friendly, you've been warned)

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I could wear it while out with Barfly in his Leeeeeeeeeds gear

you mean you actually go out with him wearing THAT?

Sep 21st 2010, 4:59 am

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Re: The 2010 Joke thread (Definitely not child friendly, you've been warned)

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you mean you actually go out with him wearing THAT?

Needs must when there's beer on offer

Sep 21st 2010, 5:00 am

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Re: The 2010 Joke thread (Definitely not child friendly, you've been warned)

1988, mm where was I Polly, Oh yes still at school

Sep 21st 2010, 5:02 am

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Re: The 2010 Joke thread (Definitely not child friendly, you've been warned)

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1988, mm where was I Polly, Oh yes still at school

OMG, a mere child

Sep 21st 2010, 5:05 am

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Re: Comfortably numb......

best stop hogging the joke thread with non jokes

time for scran, bit of work research,check in with home then it's beer and footie o'clock

(note need a sports icon)

Sep 21st 2010, 5:08 am

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Re: Comfortably numb......

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best stop hogging the joke thread with non jokes

time for scran, bit of work research,check in with home then it's beer and footie o'clock

(note need a sports icon)

non jokes? Ah yes, our victory wasn't a joke, it was just sweeeet

(well, apart from me getting slung out of the pub

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Sep 21st 2010, 5:08 am

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Re: The 2010 Joke thread (Definitely not child friendly, you've been warned)

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1988, mm where was I Polly, Oh yes still at school

I could tell you where i was but then i would DEF have to kill you

Sep 21st 2010, 5:10 am

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Re: The 2010 Joke thread (Definitely not child friendly, you've been warned)

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you mean you actually go out with him wearing THAT?

So what do you think i was wearing in bed the other night babe,you said it felt all armani like,glad i didn't turn the light on

Or maybe you said i felt all man like.