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Forum: New Zealand
Apr 5th 2006, 11:04 pm
Replies: 8
Views: 782
Posted By Sega Mad

Re: It's me - I'm back - With NZ PR !!

Hi There Campbells,

Gee! it has been an incredibly long time since you've been on the forum! It would appear that you have really been through the mill but, thank goodness, have come though with...
Forum: New Zealand
Feb 12th 2006, 11:46 pm
Replies: 2
Views: 601
Posted By Sega Mad

Re: NZ Motorway Patrol on Men and Motors

Hope the NZ police will have their tits out for the boys!!!
Forum: New Zealand
Feb 12th 2006, 11:44 pm
Replies: 39
Views: 4,807
Posted By Sega Mad

Re: 1080 Poison - why haven't NZ banned it?!

That sounds very scary indeed. I am a little unsure as to why they need to make them 'muesli-bar' flavoured. Are possums particularly attracted to muesli bars or are they really targeting vegetarians...
Forum: New Zealand
Feb 12th 2006, 11:09 pm
Replies: 25
Views: 1,746
Posted By Sega Mad

Re: Finally I have got a job!

Well done Sarah! I can't help but feel that you have found exactly the vocation that suits you. We wish you all the best and hope that you may find your Shangri-la.

Kindest Regards

Ali & Phyl
Forum: New Zealand
Feb 11th 2006, 8:44 pm
Replies: 51
Views: 3,509
Posted By Sega Mad

Re: The Prancing Pony

I once had 'tight tonsils' and finally relented and said to my Mum

"okay Mum. I will consider getting a Surgeon to loosen then for me"

I was told that in order to get them 'surgically loosened'...
Forum: New Zealand
Feb 9th 2006, 9:52 am
Replies: 4
Views: 539
Posted By Sega Mad

Re: DAB Digital radios

Maybe its a Pinoccio spray for men who want to be 'real boys' :D :D
Forum: New Zealand
Feb 9th 2006, 9:33 am
Replies: 7
Views: 704
Posted By Sega Mad

Re: Long time no speak!!! Update.

Good to see you guys doing so well. Here's to you continued good fortune and happiness :beer:

Kind Regards

Ali
Forum: New Zealand
Feb 8th 2006, 8:51 pm
Replies: 72
Views: 3,636
Posted By Sega Mad

Re: Islam and future problems

It ain't the people, its their leaders.

Which is the crowd upon which its all so lost?
Forum: New Zealand
Feb 7th 2006, 11:13 pm
Replies: 72
Views: 3,636
Posted By Sega Mad

Re: Islam and future problems

It is most interesting to note that the original publication of the offending cartoons was in Sept 2005. It is now January 2006 (4 months on) and suddenly the shit has hit the fan. Hmmmmm!!!
Don't...
Forum: New Zealand
Feb 7th 2006, 12:20 am
Replies: 72
Views: 3,636
Posted By Sega Mad

Re: Islam and future problems

The journo responsible for the commissioning and publication of the cartoons had previously bought shares in a Danish flag manufacturing company. He should be able to retire on the profits. :D :D :D
Forum: New Zealand
Jan 29th 2006, 2:00 pm
Replies: 51
Views: 3,509
Posted By Sega Mad

Re: The Prancing Pony

She's just popped off to knit a life sized digestive system complete with all associated organs.

I tried to send you some karma as suggested in your signature but was greeted with a little box...
Forum: New Zealand
Jan 29th 2006, 1:23 am
Replies: 51
Views: 3,509
Posted By Sega Mad

Re: The Prancing Pony

OMG!!! Is the Prancing Pony still open? Segamad stumbles in whirring his slurds and breathing strong vaporous fumes all over the halflings.
"Well hello Mr. Nice Guy, nice you should talk about my...
Forum: The Trailer Park
Jan 18th 2006, 9:43 pm
Replies: 0
Views: 505
Posted By Sega Mad

Just when you thought it was safe to return

Evenin' all

Just thought I'd caution you all about a new and terrible threat to the sanity and mental stability of the people of this green and dixoned land.
A group of unusual and, how can I put...
Forum: New Zealand
Jan 18th 2006, 9:39 pm
Replies: 51
Views: 3,509
Posted By Sega Mad

Re: The Prancing Pony

A WORD FROM THE LAW.......(Fade up Harmonica melody).......

Evenin' all

Just thought I'd caution you all about a new and terrible threat to the sanity and mental stability of the people of this...
Forum: New Zealand
Dec 23rd 2005, 9:13 pm
Replies: 16
Views: 1,055
Posted By Sega Mad

Re: Merry Xmas

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE

From Segamad (Ali) 80s Chick (Phyl) & Kids

(See Copy of this year's Christmas card on Sad Santa Thread - err sorry it looked better printed)
Forum: New Zealand
Dec 23rd 2005, 9:03 pm
Replies: 51
Views: 3,509
Posted By Sega Mad

Re: The Prancing Pony

Barleyman Butterbur in his most voluptuous and lowest cut corsetry ever produces a corkscrew from his hairy cleavage and minces towards the snug, his eyes aglow at the multi-gender passion prospects...
Forum: New Zealand
Dec 23rd 2005, 11:14 am
Replies: 0
Views: 379
Posted By Sega Mad

Why Is Santa So Sad???

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/Segamad/sadsanta3.jpg

North Pole County Council
Aurora Buildings
The Ice Flows
North Pole
4UR 2PC
Mr. S. Claus
Christmas Cottage
Christmas Lane
Forum: New Zealand
Dec 19th 2005, 8:31 pm
Replies: 13
Views: 669
Posted By Sega Mad

Re: Drunken rampage in Wellington - With Santa's!!!

Maybe it was in one of Santa's Wellies in Auckland!!! :D
Forum: New Zealand
Dec 19th 2005, 8:20 pm
Replies: 51
Views: 3,509
Posted By Sega Mad

Re: The Prancing Pony

PS

BTW I have Pissed on the orc crisps and sold them to Sharkey's mob as they were on their way out of the shire (probably on some of Tony's business in Europe)

Strider
Forum: New Zealand
Dec 19th 2005, 8:16 pm
Replies: 51
Views: 3,509
Posted By Sega Mad

Re: The Prancing Pony

Good news. I have a lovely new secret stock of elves' waybread crisps arrived courtesy of the grey wizard (with the G rune left on the door late last night) I'll crack 'em open and get us into the...
Forum: New Zealand
Dec 18th 2005, 10:03 pm
Replies: 13
Views: 669
Posted By Sega Mad

Re: Drunken rampage in Wellington - With Santa's!!!

While I lament the commercialisation of Christmas I cannot support such wanton vandalism and apalling behaviour. Presumably these arsholes don't have kids. I was under the impression that Christmas...
Forum: New Zealand
Dec 18th 2005, 9:41 pm
Replies: 51
Views: 3,509
Posted By Sega Mad

Re: The Prancing Pony

Well hi there Biddy. Gosh we haven't seen ya round these parts for many a day. So good to see ya! How was Gay Paris ( I don't mean that in any in-yer- endo kinda way - Its just that gay don't mean...
Forum: New Zealand
Dec 17th 2005, 11:43 pm
Replies: 51
Views: 3,509
Posted By Sega Mad

Re: The Prancing Pony

Hi

The name is Mr Underhill.

Who is that over there in the shadows? Is it Strider? or is it Pompey Paul nursing a hangover?
Forum: New Zealand
Dec 17th 2005, 11:39 pm
Replies: 51
Views: 3,509
Posted By Sega Mad

The Prancing Pony

Here we have The Shire's famous Pub/Inn with the gaffer Barleyman Butterbur. Here we can drop in and say Hi, buy a round of drinks, talk bollox and be generally witty and cheerful (or not). Let's...
Forum: New Zealand
Dec 17th 2005, 11:25 pm
Replies: 39
Views: 2,102
Posted By Sega Mad

Re: What British words do I need to avoid?

..........what made the 'durex ' thing worse was that the teache asked if we had a ROLL of durex!!!!!!!

Do Aussies get laid enough to justify selling durex by the roll!!! In the uk it was only a...
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