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Forum: The Sand Pit
Sep 21st 2013, 9:22 pm
Replies: 33
Views: 3,038
Posted By Randy Bender

Re: Having a Heart Attack

No it isn't.
Forum: The Sand Pit
Sep 21st 2013, 9:07 pm
Replies: 160
Views: 14,414
Posted By Randy Bender

Re: Westlands Nairobi, terrorist shooting

Wherever there are Muslims, there's trouble. They spend most of their time killing each other, so they're not going to have much respect for other religions. Sure there are good muslims but they have...
Forum: The Maple Leaf
Sep 17th 2013, 9:39 pm
Replies: 24
Views: 2,385
Posted By Randy Bender

Re: Do you miss Cricket?

I played for Vancouver CC back in the late 1980s when as a lad I was working (black) on construction sites. It was a good standard and we had a guy on our team who had played for Canada - they enter...
Forum: The Sand Pit
Sep 10th 2013, 9:27 pm
Replies: 13
Views: 1,538
Posted By Randy Bender

Re: What are you best "walks in the bar" jokes?

An Irishman walks into a bar and tells the barman to give him 20 pints of Guinness, which he sinks one after the other.

Then he asks, "Do you sell shorts in here?"

And the barman points to all...
Forum: The Sand Pit
Sep 7th 2013, 7:08 pm
Replies: 107
Views: 7,330
Posted By Randy Bender

Re: What are your targets?

Change my name by deed poll.
Forum: The Sand Pit
Sep 3rd 2013, 11:53 pm
Replies: 31
Views: 2,124
Posted By Randy Bender

Re: Islamic view on aliens .

Can't see how nature proves the existence of God. What it does prove is that if you orbit a lump of rock a certain distance from the sun then lifeforms will evolve on that rock. Simplistic, I know,...
Forum: USA
Sep 3rd 2013, 11:30 pm
Replies: 17
Views: 1,914
Posted By Randy Bender

Re: USA Trip

:thumbsup: Wow!

Many, many thanks for all the detailed replies, and so fast!

I'll be going late August, so finishing end of November. I used Motel 6 last time and thought it was fine - clean,...
Forum: USA
Sep 3rd 2013, 6:39 am
Replies: 17
Views: 1,914
Posted By Randy Bender

USA Trip

Hi all,

I'm planning a US trip next year, traveling mostly by bus. Yeah, I know middle-class Americans see this as 'hobo travel' but I've done it in the north-west states and had a blast. In this...
Forum: The Sand Pit
Aug 28th 2013, 9:56 pm
Replies: 48
Views: 4,499
Posted By Randy Bender

Re: Just overheard in a bar (Drink driving thread).

The cops pulled a car over and the policeman asked the driver, "Have you been drinking, sir?"

"No. I haven't touched a c#nt, dropstable."
Forum: The Sand Pit
Aug 25th 2013, 4:35 pm
Replies: 20
Views: 1,787
Posted By Randy Bender

Re: Renewing a passport

I got a new 48 page passport this July from the office in Victoria. Went in at the appointed time for an 'interview' then dossed around the streets of London for 4 hours then went back and there it...
Forum: The Sand Pit
Aug 24th 2013, 11:39 pm
Replies: 108
Views: 10,651
Posted By Randy Bender

Re: What's your idea of hell?

The view from my office window - don't have camera here so cannot post foto.
Forum: The Sand Pit
Aug 24th 2013, 11:36 pm
Replies: 64
Views: 4,920
Posted By Randy Bender

Re: Who has been here all summer?

I have to get out every summer and accumulated 7 weeks this year (incorporating the 2 weeks at the end of Ramadan that Muslims need to recover from a month's binge eating). As July approaches and the...
Forum: The Sand Pit
Aug 23rd 2013, 6:29 am
Replies: 47
Views: 4,108
Posted By Randy Bender

Re: 610 kg

My 17 yo nephew is a porker and heading the way of this Saudi. He only eats stacks of white bread with loads of butter, chocolate and drinks Coke, etc. Whenever I follow (not intentionally) Saudis...
Forum: The Sand Pit
May 19th 2013, 9:58 pm
Replies: 56
Views: 3,436
Posted By Randy Bender

Re: What's the best thing you've done....

Naming myself Randy Bender.
Forum: The Sand Pit
May 19th 2013, 7:26 am
Replies: 35
Views: 24,074
Posted By Randy Bender

Re: Gay man considering Aramco

You don't say!

Thing is though, I'm Brit:eek:ish.
Forum: The Sand Pit
May 18th 2013, 7:33 pm
Replies: 35
Views: 24,074
Posted By Randy Bender

Re: Gay man considering Aramco

:rofl:

That's a fine all-american name!
Forum: The Sand Pit
May 17th 2013, 8:28 pm
Replies: 35
Views: 24,074
Posted By Randy Bender

Re: Gay man considering Aramco

It has to be one of the world's gayest countries. I worked as a contractor at Aramco (engineering) and there were many jokes about the educational side of the operation being a hotbed, ahum ahum, of...
Forum: The Sand Pit
May 17th 2013, 8:21 pm
Replies: 33
Views: 4,168
Posted By Randy Bender

Re: Emirates Watch

Not an airline but an airport. Dammam to be exact! Jesus wept, never staff an airport with police/military, as they ain't exactly into customer service.
Forum: The Sand Pit
May 10th 2013, 11:36 pm
Replies: 2,276
Views: 385,113
Posted By Randy Bender

Re: Newbies....Introduce yourselves to the ME crowd

Hi! I'm Randy! Randy Bender! I work in Saudi! :embarrassed_smile: And I put an exclamation mark at the end of every sentence! For emphasis!
Forum: The Sand Pit
May 10th 2013, 6:29 pm
Replies: 11
Views: 1,113
Posted By Randy Bender

Re: Sandance then....

Best place for them!:)

Aren't music, dancing and booze forbidden? And God forbid anyone having fun!
Forum: The Sand Pit
May 7th 2013, 5:52 am
Replies: 23
Views: 1,544
Posted By Randy Bender

Re: The Global Rich List

Spare a thought for this poor sod: http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/may/06/politics-envy-keenest-rich

... sitting on his throne.
Forum: The Sand Pit
May 7th 2013, 5:41 am
Replies: 20
Views: 1,439
Posted By Randy Bender

Re: You couldnt make it up

Pre-boiling the sea for water, a Saudi prince seriously suggested towing an iceberg from the Arctic.
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