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Shinkansen Jan 12th 2008 8:25 am

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Yes mate,

I'm gunna have to watch MotD tonight to see what the deal was. Just an outclassing or a shambles of a defence?? Someone needs to step in and shore it up!!

Shinkansen

DaveLovesDee Jan 12th 2008 9:46 am

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 5776286)
we'll have a go at Manure.

You never know, eh?

Well done for holding out for 48 mins. Shame they scored 6 in the 42 mins after that.

Novocastrian Jan 12th 2008 1:36 pm

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Originally Posted by CaptainHook (Post 5779178)
Well done for holding out for 48 mins. Shame they scored 6 in the 42 mins after that.

Thank you. Thank you.

<You've got a nerve after dropping two points to Brum>

DaveLovesDee Jan 12th 2008 1:40 pm

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 5779733)
You've got a nerve after dropping two points to Brum

I know. Bloody defending from set pieces let us down again, along with a lack of putting the ball in the back of the net.

Novocastrian Jan 12th 2008 2:23 pm

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Originally Posted by CaptainHook (Post 5779739)
putting the ball in the back of the net.

Talking of which, L'il Mickey did just that on about the 40 minute mark but (yet another) totally incompetent linesman flagged him offside.

It all might have turned out different but for that. (8-1 for example).

DaveLovesDee Jan 13th 2008 1:28 am

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 5779855)
Talking of which, L'il Mickey did just that on about the 40 minute mark

Must be an England game coming up soon.

Novocastrian Jan 13th 2008 3:43 am

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Originally Posted by CaptainHook (Post 5781265)
Must be an England game coming up soon.

At least he'll only get broken in a friendly sort of way.

'Arry's lot couldn't even beat the mackems today. Thank god he's staying away from Toon.

rae Jan 13th 2008 5:33 am

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 5781641)
At least he'll only get broken in a friendly sort of way.

'Arry's lot couldn't even beat the mackems today. Thank god he's staying away from Toon.

Last Updated: Saturday, 12 January 2008, 19:20 GMT

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Man Utd 6-0 Newcastle

Cristiano Ronaldo celebrates his hat-trick against Newcastle
Cristiano Ronaldo's first hat-trick for Manchester United sent them to the Premier League summit as they destroyed managerless Newcastle at Old Trafford.
The winger's free-kick broke the deadlock after 49 minutes and Carlos Tevez quickly tapped in a second.

Ronaldo capped a stunning four-man move for the third and Rio Ferdinand volleyed in a fourth after 85 minutes.

He sealed his treble via a deflection, and Newcastle's Alan Smith saw red for dissent after Tevez's disputed sixth.

sorry i've not got on sooner, busy celebrating. whilst i am on, didn't i mention a change of manager for you the last time we spoke? next words of wisdom, you'll get venebles with shearer next.

DaveLovesDee Jan 13th 2008 12:47 pm

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Originally Posted by rae (Post 5782040)
sorry i've not got on sooner, busy celebrating. whilst i am on, didn't i mention a change of manager for you the last time we spoke? next words of wisdom, you'll get venebles with shearer next.

I was expec ting you lot to score a lot earlier than the 49th minute. Were you waiting to give the Geordie's a little false hope lol.

Venables doesn't need the money and Shearer shouldn't do it as his inevitable failure will turn him from hero to zero in the Toon minds (or what's left of them).

Novocastrian Jan 14th 2008 12:19 am

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Hughes has "refused to rule himself out"

Houllier's getting a close look.

Keegan also sounds interested.

nufc.com refer in passing to a Keegan/Shearer dream team.

No comment.

Shinkansen Jan 14th 2008 1:15 am

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Yer, what can I say, Sunderland played their hearts out and we rolled over like a dead dog.

Sunderland only lost at home 3 times this season, that's not a bad record for such a "poor" team.

And Christ we miss Glen Johnson... Campbell was getting owned by Jones every time. Muntari too..... and Diop..... Utaka I can live without personally.

Pretty worried about this month in general!!!! :-S

Shinkansen

Greenhill Jan 14th 2008 1:53 am

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Originally Posted by Shinkansen (Post 5785717)
Yer, what can I say, Sunderland played their hearts out and we rolled over like a dead dog.

Sunderland only lost at home 3 times this season, that's not a bad record for such a "poor" team.

And Christ we miss Glen Johnson... Campbell was getting owned by Jones every time. Muntari too..... and Diop..... Utaka I can live without personally.

Pretty worried about this month in general!!!! :-S

Shinkansen

I'm beginning to wonder if the outcome of the match on April 19 will decide which of the two teams will be relegated..Sunderland or Newcastle.

Novocastrian Jan 14th 2008 4:15 am

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Originally Posted by Greenhill;
I'm beginning to wonder if the outcome of the match on April 19 will decide which of the two teams will be relegated..Sunderland or Newcastle.

Wash yer mooth oot.

rae Jan 14th 2008 5:26 am

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Originally Posted by CaptainHook (Post 5783755)
I was expec ting you lot to score a lot earlier than the 49th minute. Were you waiting to give the Geordie's a little false hope lol.

rope a dope.

rae Jan 14th 2008 5:28 am

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Originally Posted by CaptainHook (Post 5783755)
Venables doesn't need the money

its greed and fame that motivate venebles, if they offer 5 million to him he'll take it, that with the attention and the fact he can wash his hands of failure by blaming shearer should make it for him.

keegan will not go back, you have more chance of tempting daglish.

Novocastrian Jan 14th 2008 9:48 am

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Originally Posted by rae (Post 5786513)

keegan will not go back, you have more chance of tempting daglish.

Why would we want to?

Novocastrian Jan 15th 2008 7:02 am

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And in late breaking news, Didier Deschamps sneaks up on the rail to take the over the favourite's spot at the bookies.

Ged has said "non", apparently.

iaink Jan 15th 2008 7:13 am

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 5787862)
Why would we want to?

Who has won the more trophies;)

I can see Keegan going back to be honest. Second chance to make it all better and all that. And no other bugger seems all that interested in NUFC. or Keegan for that matter, so its win win.

If they were any better than Blackburn I could see Hughes looking at it as a stepping stone on the way to succeeding Alex Ferguson, but they aren't, so it wont happen.

If they wait for the end of the year they might yet get Rafa:(

boxerdog03 Jan 15th 2008 7:14 am

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 5792724)
And in late breaking news, Didier Deschamps sneaks up on the rail to take the over the favourite's spot at the bookies.

Ged has said "non", apparently.

On the radio today that Gerard Houlier is in the frame for the 'hot seat'

CathynPaul Jan 15th 2008 8:19 am

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Originally Posted by boxerdog03 (Post 5792782)
On the radio today that Gerard Houlier is in the frame for the 'hot seat'

Does not matter who gets job but they need to something fast!!!!!!!!! wor team deserve it

Rich n Emma Jan 15th 2008 8:47 am

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I'm a geordie lass living down south, (its the wife here!) The toon just need a miracle, we've got Sheff Utd again and we really should have had a manger for that. The should have left Big Sam for another week at least until this match is out of the way. Long live Shearer but i reckon we're going to pushed to get a "decent" manager to touch us with a barge pole with our track record. :thumbdown:

Novocastrian Jan 15th 2008 1:16 pm

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Originally Posted by Rich n Emma (Post 5793251)
I'm a geordie lass living down south, (its the wife here!) The toon just need a miracle, we've got Sheff Utd again and we really should have had a manger for that. The should have left Big Sam for another week at least until this match is out of the way. Long live Shearer but i reckon we're going to pushed to get a "decent" manager to touch us with a barge pole with our track record. :thumbdown:

Sheffield United? Do you mean Stoke City? But the rest of what you say makes porfect sense hinney.

Novocastrian Jan 15th 2008 2:55 pm

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Actually, I think we've got a good shot at the FA Cup this year. Just Stoke and then Arsenal to get through and we're already in the fifth round.

<thanks, could you pass that bogie over here again mate>

DaveLovesDee Jan 15th 2008 2:58 pm

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 5794297)
Sheffield United? Do you mean Stoke City? But the rest of what you say makes porfect sense hinney.

Same part of the country, lol.

iaink Jan 16th 2008 4:04 am

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Originally Posted by iaink (Post 5792780)

I can see Keegan going back to be honest. Second chance to make it all better and all that. And no other bugger seems all that interested in NUFC. or Keegan for that matter, so its win win.

Let me be the first to say "I TOLD YOU SO"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/foot...ed/7192457.stm

Next step I can see is to bring Shearer on board in some role and groom him as inevitable successor for when it all goes sour again.

Greenhill Jan 16th 2008 4:19 am

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The ex-England coach was running his "Soccer Circus" in Glasgow after quitting his job at City in March 2005.

Obviously the best man for the job, then.


Originally Posted by iaink (Post 5797264)
Let me be the first to say "I TOLD YOU SO"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/foot...ed/7192457.stm

Next step I can see is to bring Shearer on board in some role and groom him as inevitable successor for when it all goes sour again.


Novocastrian Jan 16th 2008 9:59 am

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IT'S KEGGY!!!!!!!!!



RAISED FROM THE SHADOW OF MORDOR TO LEAD THE TOON NATION TO GLORY!!!!

DaveLovesDee Jan 16th 2008 10:04 am

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 5798943)
IT'S KEGGY TO LEAD THE TOON NATION TO GLORY!!!!

I thought you said Newcastle fans weren't interested in baubles, just exciting football. How long before Eileen comes back.

Novocastrian Jan 16th 2008 10:13 am

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Originally Posted by CaptainHook (Post 5798974)
I thought you said Newcastle fans weren't interested in baubles, just exciting football. How long before Eileen comes back.

Bow down in trepidation before your conquerers, ye gooners. The Messiah has come again and will drive through your pagan hordes with the pure righteousness of The Once and Future Geordie God.

Ye art DOOMED!!!!

Novocastrian Jan 16th 2008 11:30 am

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Our hopes now are three-fold: none of which necessarily involve the acquisition of cups.

A team to be supported with pleasure, not a heavy heart and a sense of duty.....
A manager we don't feel ambivalent, embarrassed or downright grubby about supporting....
For the rest of the planet to f*** right off and mind their own business.

Are these unrealistic expectations? probably.

from nufc.com

iaink Jan 17th 2008 1:08 am

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 5799018)
Bow down in trepidation before your conquerers, ye gooners. The Messiah has come again and will drive through your pagan hordes with the pure righteousness of The Once and Future Geordie God.

Ye art DOOMED!!!!

Im not sure if you are overmedicating, or just forgot to take it altogether:confused::eek::D

I predict a return to keegans winning past. Championship champions the year after next perhaps? He has a track history of winning that one:p

Novocastrian Jan 17th 2008 1:14 am

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Originally Posted by iaink (Post 5800316)
Im not sure if you are overmedicating, or just forgot to take it altogether:confused::eek::D

I predict a return to keegans winning past. Championship champions the year after next perhaps? He has a track history of winning that one:p

Just you wait and see.

iaink Jan 17th 2008 1:31 am

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 5800342)
Just you wait and see.

Hey, I've already guessed right once in this thread....:sneaky:

Good Luck, At least whatever happens its safe to say it wont be dull to watch! I still think LFC are more likely to win the prem than NUFC a pot...and you know how likely that is!

DaveLovesDee Jan 17th 2008 2:46 pm

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Originally Posted by iaink (Post 5800407)
Hey, I've already guessed right once in this thread....

I thought you had inside information from Harry Redknapp's bookie.

Novocastrian Jan 18th 2008 3:07 pm

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Well, not long now to the first match under Muad'ib, oh sorry KK.

No hex. No hex. No hex.

DaveLovesDee Jan 18th 2008 9:59 pm

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 5808584)
\not long now to the first match under Muad'ib, oh sorry KK.

If you can't beat Bolton, are you going to sack Keegan again?

Novocastrian Jan 19th 2008 12:20 am

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Originally Posted by CaptainHook (Post 5809411)
If you can't beat Bolton, are you going to sack Keegan again?

Keegan wasn't sacked the first time. If he hadn't walked away in 1997 he'd probably still be there anyway.

And no matter what happens today, we'll be fired up for your lot in the cup next. So watch your lip.

Greenhill Jan 19th 2008 9:09 am

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The epl predictor is up on bbc.com :D

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/foot...or/default.stm

Novocastrian Jan 19th 2008 1:39 pm

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Originally Posted by Greenhill (Post 5811491)
The epl predictor is up on bbc.com :D

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/foot...or/default.stm

I'm not going there.

There were signs of life, today. Committment from the players and (at least in the second half) entertaining football.

Good enough start for me.

DaveLovesDee Jan 19th 2008 2:25 pm

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 5812217)
There were signs of life, today. Committment from the players and (at least in the second half) entertaining football.

Good enough start for me.

Well done on not losing this time.


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