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Greenhill is a self-deprecating Honda civic driver. He loves Canada for the sake of his job and future of his kids.

He believes, as many victims of the enforced media and social fear-cultures feel they have to, that ownership of winter rubber and a block heater makes the Canadian soil he stands on more fertile (and possibly magnified in visual appearance, given his hatred for the "postage stamp" garden he had in England). Greenhill has moved up the social status ladder by moving to Canada, others might suggest this as a "smug" behaviour yet, truth be told, it's a right-proper British pseudo-upper class way that enables perceived social status that is greater than any American citizen (no matter what their wealth), so he must also be more important than Canadians too.

Greenhill, allegedly underestimated in his assimilation motivations (possibly based on an overheard comment when asked "Greenhill, lad, willya try this local delicacy "poutine". "***** off and give-us fish 'n' chips. Yer daft twat; talkin’ all-foreign an-shite") once told a hockey fan "Ya can't see shite, that puck might be black and the pitch white but that game just ain't right. It isn't football and you're a complete twat, especially with all the fighting in front of kids".

Greenhill, obsessed by weather reports and complaints of rain, left England's "Oh, it's definitely the best place in the world to be in, in summer" only to be tried by tasking weather issues such as "Nor'easters, tornadoes, white-out blizzards, freezing rain, hurricanes and *****ing 'Smoke'. Smoke!" But at least he got a "great" currency exchange deal after reading suggestive comments made by a totally mad real-estate agent who'd posted desperately, likely based on his own massive insecurities, on an obscure internet site.

To his friends and family in England, Greenhill is the photographer of a bear track and the man who heard a coyote call from nearby. Facebook photos show the reality though: with his stiff upper lip and 30 drunken redneck "buddies" armed with shotguns and large trucks, he really felt the wilderness under the thin skin of his quivering little heavily-booted white feet.

Greenhill can't believe the price of cheese in Canada. Just the other day he was heard saying "This cheese, based on price, must have special properties. Perhaps it can power the hair curlers I paid 300 quid for in England that don't work here." He then heard himself use the word "twot" but, soon after, corrected himself by whispering "it's TWAT you daft twot. Gawdamn it! TWAT!".

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Greenhill does not have issues...

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Joe_Sleepy believes that kissing frogs at midnight cures genital warts. He is often found kissing frogs, at midnight, butt naked. Being butt naked is not a necessity of the process. He simply enjoys shocking the neighbours and the thrill and excitement of being caught by the fuzz.

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Rich_007 caused AmyDavid's septic tank problems. :p

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Captain Hook is a confirmed sufferer of the Peter Pan Syndrome and destined to stay in Grade 3 forever

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Dave+Jules own a training school for Captain Marvel wannabes. Jules makes the outfits and Dave teaches them to fly.

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Lorna D runs the a flea circus based on Cirque du Soleil.

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Fledermaus is a Russian spy whose real name is Udyanika Sekretov.

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Captain Hook can't keep a secret

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Yesterday, Fledermaus followed Schrödinger's cat into the the Large Hadron Collider. Moments later, following a sudden flash of blue light and an earthquake registering 11.0 on the Richter scale, a cloned-baby Jesus emerged riding a Honda Hover Donkey™. The Hover Donkey, spiralling upwards and obviously out of control was last detected by Norad around 700ft above Fledermaus ‘s house in Peterborough County, ON.

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Greenhill was reported to the secret squirrel society for eating large quantities of hazel nuts.

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Dave & Jules were once mistaken for Morecambe & Wise..

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Which was obviously a mistake as we all know that Joe-sleepy is in fact Benny Hill!

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The 4 Bells has a nice bum.

Oh wait that's true.

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Kiwilass is contemplating playing for the other side!:lol: